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poser

A fake person. Usually in high school or middle school. Try too hard to blend in with the group that they want to fit into. Unfortunately, the ones who try and be punks and goths usually set the stereotypical goth and punk style so no one knows what either group really is except for the true ones.
1) Poser Punk: Jack went out and bought a skateboard and considered himself to be a 'punk'. When asked by a real skater if he could do a nollie, he replied, 'a what? Is that where you take one foot off of the skateboard?'
2) Poser Goth: Daniel considered himself a goth. He shopped all the time at Hot Topic. One day, another goth bumped into him and asked him what he thought about the Bauhaus. His reply: "Is that a new drink out?"
by "ez" July 16, 2008
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poker face

me: how do you wake up lady gaga
nick: poker face
by ant-tony April 28, 2010
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poser metal

slutknot, korn, limp dickshit, linkin park, and other stupid ass shit. fuckers that think theyre metal but are not even close. music that requires no real talent to make. screaming pointless meaningless lyrics, and playing shit music that is composed of all power chords.
slipknot is not metal, it is fuckin garbage.
by MetallilbangeR April 5, 2005
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popery

Old fashioned pejorative term for Catholicism, still in use in Northern Ireland.
"No Popery!" screamed the Rev. Paisley.
by octopod February 18, 2004
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poser band

when someone decides to label someone without context based on the music they listen to and to make themselves seem superior to the one they are speaking to, they degenerate the name poser by using it to be hurtful.
Circa 1981 to 2012...

Dude, I can't believe you listen to a poser band like U2.
by facetious August 1, 2012
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Poser Scene

People why try to be Scene by putting on large sunglasses, taking pictures at an angle, putting on excess amounts of eye makeup, using toe rings as lip rings, and using odd props and colorful clips. also by teasing hair a bit.
Amy and Alaina = Poser Scene to the max!
by Amy and Alaina July 26, 2005
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poser gay

A person who happens to think they're gay, while actaully being straight. This person may be so conviced that they are gay, that they will do anything gay people do, untill some time down the road they find out that being gay isnt for them and switch back, therefore they are only gay for a certain amount of time, like a bad fashion. note that being poser gay may mean a sudden change from natural gay.
person 1 : "look at that guy hanging out with the gays"
person 2 : "that guy so poser gay"
person 3: "yea, he's so gonna be straight by next week"
by the mx November 29, 2005
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