I'm not touching that with a 20 foot pole and a 40 foot extension 

A phrase strongly stating that you do not wish, nor desire to oblige the current situation that is presented towards you.

Cult Leader: hey man, can you video tape me in my basement with my uhhh.. nephew?
Man: I'm not touching that with a 20 foot pole and a 40 foot extension

I'm not touching that with a 20 foot pole and a 40 foot extension by bulletface April 20, 2015

Master Class Totem Pole 

The proverbial "shaft" or "johnson" of Bozilas. A phallic device used for copulation/fornication. A flesh cudgel used as a sex blunt.

He buried his Master Class Totem Pole to the hilt.

I have a Master Class Totem Pole, bitch.

Master Class Totem Pole by Bozilas March 21, 2003

10-foot pole

A non-descript 10-foot pole used to touching things you would not want to touch with your hands (for example, poking a very decayed corpser)

Some things you would refrain from touching even when using a 10-foot pole. In that case, a 20-foot pole is required.

It is also, in some cases, used to describe a very large phallus.

I won't touch that rotting corpser! I'll use my 10-foot pole for it.

I wouldn't touch that dirty skank with a 10-foot pole!

His penis was unequaled in its size, and was reminiscent of a 10-foot pole.

10-foot pole by Vee Are Are Schee January 13, 2004

Frosty pole 

When a girl is giveing you a blowjob with a peppermint mint in her mouth and it leaves a cool sensation in the penis.

Wow, this is the greatest frosty pole ever.

Frosty pole by LuckyLux March 14, 2006

Torquing Pole 

To twist a cock.

Justin gets paid for torquing pole.

Torquing Pole by scrivenrules October 11, 2010

Split the pole 

When you walking in a groug and one half goes to the left and one goes to the right of the pole. Conisderd bad luck.

Hey man Johnny said dont split the pole.

Split the pole by Jesse v December 21, 2007

Gnotem Pole 

A totem pole made out of little gnome faces, rather than Native American faces.

"Hey! Check out that cute Gnotem Pole that lady had carved out of that tree trunk!"

"Yeah, sweet! The top one looks like Dopey from the Seven Dwarves!"

Gnotem Pole by Run Girl September 11, 2009