nity pitys

when you have smelly armpits

“John you have nity pitys

by deez nuts are good September 10, 2022

I pity the fool

Mr. T's "I pity the fool" means he literally feels bad for the person on whom he will be whupping their ass.

I pity the fool who threads on me.

by jeek620 November 30, 2022

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by Cryaboutit March 24, 2023

Million Pity

Code term used by internet zoosadists to view animal abuse content on YouTube, typically of baby monkeys.

"Heard of monkeygate?"

"Yeah. You can use the term million pity to see all kinds of fucked up videos."

"I'm concerned about how you know that."

by caseyvet December 14, 2023

tax pity

Taxpayer-funded shelter jobs of blaxploitative white nationalist megacorporation Yle in Finland f.ex., for the pity towards peons

And that program was made happen only because our tax pity enabled it.

by 🅰️ February 2, 2025

Fan Page Pity Like

When a person clicks the 'like' button on an uber-gay Facebook Fan Page out of pity for the friend that created the page.

My buddy created an uber-gay Facebook Fan Page for his cat, Fluffy BunnyTaco. He blasted this page out to all of his friends in hopes that they will 'like' the page. Even though his page is uber-gay, I clicked on the 'like' button anyway out of pity. It was a total Fan Page Pity Like.

by abblaz88 November 29, 2010

The shitty pitty

After 1 minute of vigorous intercourse, scream "I need to urinate!" Go to the toilet and try to urinate while standing up and erect, proceed to shit all over the floor.

I did the shitty pitty last night, my missus was so mad. It really soured the mood and now she's left town

by ChesterandtheCat January 22, 2025