pedalche

It is more polite to say to somebody in The Balkans ''Hey pedalche!'' then ''Hello!"

Hey pedalche, what are you trying to say?

by pedalchetosgolqmotoshamarche1 May 20, 2021

pedal

Branko i stoynev- someone homosexual

Branko is a fucking pedal.

by rayankata October 20, 2021

Pedalrast

A portmanteau of Pederast and pedal, this describes a subset of the genus MAMIL.

The Pedalrast is an elderly lycra-clad male commonly found atop expensive racing bicycles. In this case, however, not only does he cruise the English countryside in shorts so tight every wrinkle on his aged scrotum is visible, he also stops in small market towns to enjoy an artisansal coffee and ostensibly take in the Georgian architecture.

This provides cover for soliciting the attention of pre-adolescent boys before whom he parades his doughy figure, convincing himself as he does so that he's remarkably well preserved for a man of his age.

Essentially a sex offender on two wheels, he should be run over on sight.

If like me you're generally averse to violence, console yourself that the sound of crunching carbon fibre heralds another boy's unmolested transition to adulthood.

"Oh god Derek, there's a pack of pedalrasts approaching. Whatever drives them to display their wares thus?"

"Oh, I don't know about that Susan. The chap at their head looks remarkably well preserved for a man born in 1899".

by Bulgakov November 1, 2021

penallingus

The act of licking the hole at the tip of the penis head to arouse pleasure from your partner, as it is often very sensitive.

Guy: Hey bro, I heard your girlfriend was gonna give you penallingus last night. How'd it go.
Guy: Dude that shit felt so good. You gotta try it out with your girl.

by Bitch Canoe August 23, 2021

peraltiagosbae

One of the best Brooklyn nine nine tiktokers😍 they have 1k+ followers on tiktok and they are such a sweet person

“Hey do you follow peraltiagosbae?”
“Yes im obsessed with them!”

by Razinnit September 3, 2021

penalber

The last name only hot people have 🤥😞😉

guy1: Dude sarah is so hot

guy 2: which sarah?
guy 1: penalber

guy 2: ik right 😔

by linz-penalber September 5, 2021

Pahal

A name given to someone who is intelligent, kind, funny, and amazing person overall, is fine/smooth and pretty af too ofc. She would be the laziest person you can give a example of. Hates doing work but doesn't like imperfection either, is a complicated person. A person you can definitely rely on and tell all your difficulties to. Will ALWAYS have your back unless you drop her down, never do that though. Once you claim the her in your heart wouldn't be easy to let go. Has multiple good qualities, but no one notices it. Pure soul and has no bad thoughts except if its someone she hates, prolly plays fortnite 24/7. Hates copycats, Doesnt give a fuc abt particular things/ppl. Her humour's mostly the best one yet and best one to have inside jokes.

Ashna: I need some good advice
Kevin: Ask pahal
Ashna: She has one of the best advices
Kevin: But why does everyone ignore her
Ashna: Her personality's hard to identify and when she gives advices, everyone doesnt take it seriously and then regret it.
Kevin: Sure!!

by tomatojerkkk November 22, 2021