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Mark Paston

The true God of New Zealand, Mark made the save which took New Zealand to the World Cup Finals
Troy Lochhead, "I'll just kick this guy in the leg LOLZ!!!!"

Bahraini, "I'll just fall over because I'm a fucking cheat"

Ref, "PENALTY ME THINKS!!!!"

Largest crowd in NZ's History of Football, "Fucking NZs gonna choke like every other sport... oh well... keep faith boys... CHIN UP!"

Meanwhile... Bahraini players are running around the ground celebrating like they've already qualified.

Bahraini Number 16, "OMGs This is going to be sooooz easy... a certain goal thats why I was celebrating five seconds ago11"

Mark Paston, -silence-

Bahraini Number 16, "Bottom right me thinks"

Commentator, "PASTON SAVES IT!"

Largest crowd in NZ's History of Football, "YAEAYAYYAASAGDHASDHGASHDGJAGHDKHGASJDHSJAHDJHASDJHAKSDHJASGHDHGASHDGJSAGDHAGSDHGASDJASBDJNASDNASDNJASHDJHASDNKASGDHABSDNABHBVBADVBHDSBVJSDVJKSDBVNLSDJV" xinfinite

Upon returning to Bahrain #16 was thrown into an oil well.
by Michael from YF Lol November 18, 2009
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dylan parson

A sweet guy; Listens to everything life has to offer, plays a dumb ass flute cuz he has no fucking life JK, But he's very sweet. Listens and compliments you. Can get on your nerves, but its the good kind. Will help if anything go's wrong. Curly ass soup hair,, Loves but hates the wrong attention. Always wants you to feel good about yourself.
Dylan parson is a great guy, but hes a headass.
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Monty Panton

Monty Panton is a sub-type of rectal prolapse, and refers to abnormal descent of the rectal mucosa through the anus caused by hard anal pounding.
Dam babe u gave me a massive Monty Panton
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National Partner Day

September 12th where you appreciate your non-binary love.
by lovebloood July 24, 2021
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National partners day

A day to for all the lgbtqia+ that don’t fit into national girlfriend or boyfriend day. Yay
Omg happy national partners day”

“Ye”
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inflatable life partner

I told the manager of Starbucks if he kept running his mouth I was going to go to his studio apartment downtown and fuck his blowup doll to which he replied “ she is an inflatable life partner”
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howdy partner

The traditional greeting of southern, conservative, gun-loving, poor, white farmers, who also think the Confederate flag is the flag of the United States.

The term is also associated with hoboes, hicks and rednecks.

Rarely is the person to whom the gretting is addressed any sort of 'partner'. Except, possibly, in the context of an incestuous relationship between the two parties.
Hick 1: Howdy partner! What y'all doin' tonight?

Hick 2: I'm gonna 'ave me some cows for dinner!

Hick 3: I'm gonna go shoot me some trespassers with ma 12-gauge! I'll bring back the meat!

Hick 1: K, howdy y'all, I best be off, ma Doris want's some hot lovin, ya know!

Hick 2: Doris yo sister or Doris yo mothar?
by Dmitri April 1, 2004
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