Troy Lochhead, "I'll just kick this guy in the leg LOLZ!!!!"
Bahraini, "I'll just fall over because I'm a fucking cheat"
Ref, "PENALTY ME THINKS!!!!"
Largest crowd in NZ's History of Football, "Fucking NZs gonna choke like every other sport... oh well... keep faith boys... CHIN UP!"
Meanwhile... Bahraini players are running around the ground celebrating like they've already qualified.
Bahraini Number 16, "OMGs This is going to be sooooz easy... a certain goal thats why I was celebrating five seconds ago11"
Mark Paston, -silence-
Bahraini Number 16, "Bottom right me thinks"
Commentator, "PASTON SAVES IT!"
Largest crowd in NZ's History of Football, "YAEAYAYYAASAGDHASDHGASHDGJAGHDKHGASJDHSJAHDJHASDJHAKSDHJASGHDHGASHDGJSAGDHAGSDHGASDJASBDJNASDNASDNJASHDJHASDNKASGDHABSDNABHBVBADVBHDSBVJSDVJKSDBVNLSDJV" xinfinite
Upon returning to Bahrain #16 was thrown into an oil well.
Bahraini, "I'll just fall over because I'm a fucking cheat"
Ref, "PENALTY ME THINKS!!!!"
Largest crowd in NZ's History of Football, "Fucking NZs gonna choke like every other sport... oh well... keep faith boys... CHIN UP!"
Meanwhile... Bahraini players are running around the ground celebrating like they've already qualified.
Bahraini Number 16, "OMGs This is going to be sooooz easy... a certain goal thats why I was celebrating five seconds ago11"
Mark Paston, -silence-
Bahraini Number 16, "Bottom right me thinks"
Commentator, "PASTON SAVES IT!"
Largest crowd in NZ's History of Football, "YAEAYAYYAASAGDHASDHGASHDGJAGHDKHGASJDHSJAHDJHASDJHAKSDHJASGHDHGASHDGJSAGDHAGSDHGASDJASBDJNASDNASDNJASHDJHASDNKASGDHABSDNABHBVBADVBHDSBVJSDVJKSDBVNLSDJV" xinfinite
Upon returning to Bahrain #16 was thrown into an oil well.
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Rarely is the person to whom the gretting is addressed any sort of 'partner'. Except, possibly, in the context of an incestuous relationship between the two parties.
Hick 1: Howdy partner! What y'all doin' tonight?
Hick 2: I'm gonna 'ave me some cows for dinner!
Hick 3: I'm gonna go shoot me some trespassers with ma 12-gauge! I'll bring back the meat!
Hick 1: K, howdy y'all, I best be off, ma Doris want's some hot lovin, ya know!
Hick 2: Doris yo sister or Doris yo mothar?
Hick 2: I'm gonna 'ave me some cows for dinner!
Hick 3: I'm gonna go shoot me some trespassers with ma 12-gauge! I'll bring back the meat!
Hick 1: K, howdy y'all, I best be off, ma Doris want's some hot lovin, ya know!
Hick 2: Doris yo sister or Doris yo mothar?
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