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Painting the garage

the act of providing oral pleasure to a female.
Jim is painting the garage, Sue is happy.

A husband with a happy wife, probably paints the garage often.
by GW Thrilla April 9, 2009
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Paintball Back-Seat-Commander

A specific type of paint baller who stands at the start point for almost the entire battle and just gives orders

type 1. a noob who try's to show of by attempting to demonstrate leadership not actually giving any useful orders, just to hide the fact he / she is scared shitless of being hit

type 2. a pro who over watches the map in order to see whats going on and to spot any week spots in the enemy defense, usually armed with a long range marker
Type 1 Back-Seat-Commander: Move forward!!!
Guy1: SHUT THE FUCK UP, GET DOWN HERE AND DO SOMETHING!!!
Guy2: fucking noob Paintball Back-Seat-Commander

Type 2 Back-Seat-Commander: you three, move up the middle where the resistance is strongest and draw as much attention as possible, remember its more important that you stay alive than take out the enemy, you five take the left side on my "go" when their attention is at the center the rest of you reinforce the center as necessary but in the meantime protect the objective!
Guy1: SIR, YES SIR!
Guy2: Wow this guy really knows what hes doing
by OLZ. V. October 9, 2009
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Paint Cans

A 'gorilla' or muscle-head, likely from the shore of New Jersey, who walks with his chest puffed out and arms at near 90 degree angles as if he's holding a heavy paint can in each hand.
A juiced, tanned GTL'er would walk as though holding paint cans.
by Portuguese Paint Cans June 10, 2010
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Painted

To be extremely intoxicated beyond one's own knowing.
When we get to the bar, we're getting f--king painted!
by bkbiggame September 3, 2014
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paint white

To spray with jizz, generally applying a thick coating.
Right before I was about to bust my nuts I pulled out and painted your mom white.
by Spit Blood April 21, 2003
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paint stripper

Very cheap or homemade booze. Derived from the fact that the stuff is so strong that it can smell and taste like paint stripper.
We got plowed on the $3.99 bottle paint stripper.
by Anonymous December 25, 2002
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Paint Brush

Verb.

To smack someone across the face with generous force, either backhand or forward.
He crossed the line and that broad paint brushed him 3 times in a row.
by Dudeness September 22, 2005
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