package friend

A greasy faced bastard whose pimples might explode at any time like popcorn and who delivers packages to hotels. Also known to give rim jobs to willing bellmen

Oh look, here comes package friend. He's such a putz.

by dillhole September 8, 2003

Care Package

A poop that was taken while standing on a toilet seat in an attempt to land it in the bowl.

"Yo, Toby's Care Package stuck clean to the seat ,come look"

by Dargonball January 3, 2018

piss poor pacman

this is someone who cant handle their sweeties(ecstacy)

he only had 2 and he was trippin what a piss poor pacman

by paul September 28, 2003

Packability Tutelage

You know if you have Pack-ability Tutelage, when you are doing well, act well, or do something extraordinary.

"dude, that guy has so much packability tutelage! So much PT with life!"

"dude, that guy has so much packability tutelage! So much PT with life!"

by Tubularz December 23, 2008

hot package

hot package.

any man, gay or straight, whose penis and testes are so large that they produce a visible bulge at the crotch through their pants.

Everytime I see him, my eyes wander down to his crotch...heh has such a hot package.

by philly demon July 29, 2011

Full tomato package

When a bright red haired person also has a bright red complexion.

'My face is as red as my hair today!'
'Yeah, you definitely have the full tomato package'

by Rockiefella November 26, 2011

points on the package

Salary bonus

After 6 months of committment Rico is finally seeing Points on the Package for being loyal to his committee.

by Enaudo September 25, 2008