$5 fist pump

The $5 fist pump is a celebration by a redder when he wins. The celebration is short-lived when the redder is reminded that he merely won $5.

Suffice it to say, you do not want to be around anyone who ecstatically celebrates winning $5 when they lose $5.

Jr won a blackjack hand and ripped off a $5 fist pump as he raked in one whole red chip.

by moraleboatanchor March 26, 2013

Guido Fist Pump

Step 1: With a clenched fist, retract the forearm towards the shoulder in a hammer fist fashion.

Step 2: Extend the fist outward to the side of one's body until desired length is reached.

::::::::::::::Repeat::::::::::::::

(Shit techno plays)Guido: Oh snap,it's time to dance. Guido's assemble, it's Guido Fist Pump pump pump. Damn we're jacked and tan.

by Danbeelz August 8, 2008

bilge pump

The act of fornication from the backside, Doggy style, while the partner is vomiting. Each thrust helps to expell the deep stomach contents.

After a night of drinking my girlfriend needed a bilge pump to make her feel better.

by Bubba33 January 28, 2008

michigan gas pump

Fuck a girl with your cock, hence the pump. Once the vagina is dilated, fart in the orifice. Hence the gas. Michigan, because that's where my last girlfriend was from.

Girl: I'm from michigan

Guy: Can I give you a michigan gas pump?

Girl: Only if it is high octane.

by krautmonkey December 19, 2013

Suck Pump

One who is a kiss ass at work

I hate working with Charlie, he is such a suck pump

by Scott November 19, 2003

fist pump

A classic guido move, newly popularized by MTV's show, The Jersey Shore. Typically involves a juiced up, overtanned, pit-stained arm pumping rapidly and enthusiastically in response to a variety of stimuli, including but not limited to: slammin' beats, hot sluts and other fist pumpers.

Bro #1: Yo! You see that bitch? She was hot like (fist pump).
Bro #2: I love this fuckin place (fist pump).

by sweet! December 16, 2009

Two Pump Chump

A person incapable of lasting for more than two pelvic thrusts during copulation, i.e. Crunk. Crunk. Sploitch.

"Guy is a two pump chump... the only time he can keep it up for longer than 45 seconds is flogging his dog in the bath."

by KHD August 2, 2003