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dental problems

Did you look this up to find something funny?Well fuck you!Floss your teeth bitch.
Guy:"Hey I have dental problems."
Me:"Fuck you bitch"."your not getting no fucking jokes!"
by aFAtBoiGetsAChocoLateMuffin October 29, 2018
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fake stuttering problem

someone who talks over people in a stutter tone purposely.
by nobody else here April 23, 2017
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First World Problem

When you get doxxed on fetlife and you have to delete your Facebook account to keep people from knowing you like BDSM
TheTexasTwatwaffle’s first world problem is she had to deactivate her Facebook account after MikeDoesAsShe’sTold revealed her name and employment on a kink site.
by George Page-69 July 6, 2018
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probe lobes

"The art of digging in ones ears with a finger to find something either gross, sticky, waxy or just weird...better than looking for a q-tip"

"A person able to find a q-tip, knowingly NOT supposed to stick it in ear lobes, only to dig, get wax, dig deeper and extract blood."

"To probe lobes is a a good way of doing a self exam, but bad form in front of others, somewhat like picking your nose."
"Dude, I keep on having ringing in my ears, I mean I do it, I q-tip: probe lobes and still can't stop the ringing, I think I'm making it worse."

"MAYBE U HAVE TINNITUS AND SHOULD SEE A DOCTOR, TRYING TO A Q TIP TO PROBE LOBES IS DANGEROUS, I SAW IT ON A COMMERCIAL."

"Could be, but I'll go in, some intern will do a onceover, probe lobes, and have a virtual light show in my ear with that spectrum, yo, what's up with that?
by writah' May 17, 2008
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Mickey Mouse problem

An example that illustrates a solution but is not actually accuate or proof of the theory.
"2 x 2 = 4 and 2 + 2 = 4, therefore multiplication is the same thing as addition."

Even though 2 x2 DOES equal 4, it is a solution that just happens to fit but is not proof that multiplication is the same thing as addition, since multiplying two values usually results in a figure much different than adding those two values (such as 2 x 20 = 40, but 2 + 20 = 22).

Usage: "No sorry, that doesn't prove anything. That's just a Mickey Mouse problem."
by Venus Libertina November 12, 2010
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no problemo

Racist and stupid thing to say when talking to a Latino.
Latino:"Hey let me help you with that"
American:"No problemo hahaha I can do it myself"
Latino:"whatever bitch"
American:"*shoots pepper spray on face of Latino*"
by eddiee July 2, 2007
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black girl problems

Problems that only lower to middle class black girls encounter. To the untrained eye these might seem like the product of entitlement issues, having a chip on your shoulder, or the stress of realizing what obama care actually means.
My weave fell out. - black girl problems
Oh shit this isnt free?

It gon rain we gon die.
by werdsmyth December 30, 2013
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