VLC Media Player

The little orange traffic cone that could.

Created in 2001 by VideoLAN, a non-profit organization, VLC is probably one of the best programs to ever exist and never fails to deliver. Because of its wide support for all types of media files and codecs, it is always reliable no matter what you throw at it. It offers much snappier performance than the default video player on Windows, especially for high-bitrate files. And the best part is that it's free and open-source.

VLC is like a long-time friend that you can always trust and depend on. Long live VLC.

VLC media player is the most wholesome software ever. Every time I see that orange traffic cone pop up after the video ends, I feel right at home.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 31, 2021

Team player

Someone who is there for the team and assisting them for a win

Damn Ryan Nolan has 6 assists in fortnite he’s a real team player

by Big I’ll March 8, 2018

Oboe player

Argueably one of the most bizzarre species of band geek. These people's brains are compromised by immese amounts of pressure building up in their heads as they work to push a ton of air through that tiny little reed. Their approximate male to female ratio is 1:3. They do not get much drama in their section which can probably be attributed to their small numbers and tendancy not to care very much about anything but their reeds. Oh yeah, harm an oboe reed or threaten to, and they will freak out on you. Contrary to popular belief, the oboe is not used often for masturbation (not only do the players not tend to be very pervy, but it's just too small!) Oboe players can usually play at least one other instrument too. Thus, they are bisectional.

I am an oboe player. Oooh, pretty colors!

by i love my oboe! April 15, 2009

Roblox Bedwars Player

A game full of stupid 10 yo try hard that smeel like turds

Stop being a Roblox Bedwars player.

by Pastermaster April 10, 2022

Kiss a lacrosse player day

Every year on October 29 lovely girls will go up to lacrosse players and give them a kiss

Are you guys ready for kiss a lacrosse player day?

by Yum tuna October 23, 2019

baseball player

a typically hot boy who plays baseball & could get any girl

friend 1: “hes hot enough to get any girl”
friend 2: “he must play baseball”
friend 1: “total baseball player”

by lil_d!zzy February 12, 2019

Guitar player

the most elite of the bad asses.
they create pure and raw energy with flicks of the wrist and twitches of their fingers to make your favorite songs.

most notable guitarists have influenced the world as we know it, ie: John Lennon, Kurt Cobain, Dave Gilmour, Eric Clapton, Jimi Hendrix, Bob Dylan.

usually just called a guitarist

Wow! That Guitar player is rockin' that solo.

by Baron Crane July 2, 2006