Dr. Phil

The biggest betrayl to manhood the world has ever seen. He is a sell out pussy that tells women what they want to hear other than the truth. He almost always sides with the women and if not he makes fun of the people with problems to promote his own ego.

If the audience of any TV show is mostly fat women, then there is a scam afoot.

by the mushroom headed soilder December 5, 2003

dr phil

a word used to describe any fat ugly old bald guy

That guy is so ugly, he's a dr phil.

by tatomuck1 March 25, 2009

Pulling a Phil

The act of turn left from a right hand lane while honking your horn, waving your hands in the air and yelling crazily at the car in the left lane

This shitty insurance salesman in a Buick was pulling a Phil next to us at the stop sign in BFE Ohio, so we followed him for a while and kept honking our horn to piss him off.

by BigTman November 4, 2012

Netflix and Phil

A phrase by Yotuber, Phil Lester, or "AmazingPhil." It means that you go over to Dan And Phil's flat and watch Phan fuck with Netflix playing in the background.

Friend: Hey let's go over to Dan and Phil's flat to Netflix and Phil.
You: Yeah I can't wait until Phan comes out of the closet.

by PhandomWarriors November 20, 2015

Dr. Phil session

A serious conversation, usually between male friends, where life problems are discussed and sometimes resolved. A conversation about feelings, very similar to a heart-to-heart conversation, where one person takes the lead in offering advice and attempts to help the other person or people through their problems, sometimes resulting in an emotional breakthrough. A cheaper alternative to celebrity psychologist/t.v. host Dr. Phil McGraw.


Note: It is much easier for men to have a Dr. Phil session, rather than a heart-to-heart conversation, with each other because it is widely seen as being more masculine, and therefore more socially acceptable.

Tom: Did Larry tell you about all the problems he's having with his girlfriend?

Dave: Yeah, we totally had a Dr. Phil session the other night.

by mdlee52 January 6, 2009

Dr. Phil Family

Any family that is so screwed up that they need professional intervention.

"My neighbors kept me awake last night with all of their drunken fighting. Then their daughter was brought home by the cops... again. That's a real Dr. Phil Family there."

by Ray Mack January 11, 2009

Fuckin' Phil

The phrase uttered in many fast food outlets when something goes miserably wrong, regardless of whether anyone called Phil actually works there. However, due to the fact that it is a common name, chances are you will always have a Phil to blame it on!

Martin: Who dropped all this shit on the floor?
Steve (loudly): Fuckin' Phil!!!

by King of 64 May 27, 2008