Turtle owner

a real simp, The biggest simp of all simps. He simps more than any other simp and is the greatest simp of all time.

Turtle owner is a real simp

by turtle owner December 14, 2019

Self-ownership

I own myself, therefore, I have a right to control my own brain chemistry. Give me Adderall! Adderall WEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Hym "In the name of self-ownership is say to thee: GIVETH ME ADDERALL OR GIVE ME DEATH!!!"

by Hym Iam August 7, 2022

owned

A stae of being drunk which out does every other.

Miche - Did u see aaron last night man he was owned he pissed in a bag thinking that it was a toilet, slept in the pool thinking that it was a water bed and got up the next mourning thinking that he had a few quiet beers last night...owned

by Sarge McKoy June 23, 2008

Owned

Owned:
three 20's in a row.

In case of Instant Kills, you just Owned that mechanical spider.

by Jim Dandy01 April 16, 2006

owned bitch what now ice

When teh rising sun owned his team mate.

*phew* *phew* *phew* HEADSHOT...OWNED BITCH WHAT NOW ICE?

by www.team-hack.tk June 28, 2004

OWNEE

The new way to say owned. :)

A completely awesome word. :)

I got totally ownee!

OWNEE!

OWNEE?

by zortos May 10, 2008

Onnie

A black girl with big tities who will literally laugh until her stomach hurts and she has a headache. She is normally super tall.

Woooooow, you can’t srop laughing? You must be an Onnie

by Onnie_456 November 8, 2018