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puff your own joint

John: Can I help you deal with your breakup?
Linda: puff your own joint, would ya?
by sri22 March 5, 2011
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Backing into your own stink

While golfing I mistakenly hit/used the wrong club. As a result the ball went out of bounds. Thats backing into your own stink
by DocM&M September 4, 2019
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kg owns you

A famous runescape character who is the best pker that owns.
The best pker in a game called runescape that owns your ass}.
Kg Owns You is the best pker in a game called runescape.
by kg ftw January 19, 2008
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choose your own adventure

A response to a question when you don't really want to be the one to make the decision. Named after the books where you literally "choose your own adventure."
Person 1: Should we go to the mall and buy $75 sweaters, or help the homeless?

Person 2: I don't know. Choose your own adventure.
by JenThe80'sFan February 3, 2004
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I Own A Timber Company?

Expression showing ignorance of one's personal finances. Occurs when one's income or wealth is so great, he/she forgets about the sources.
by Ibuprofane October 11, 2004
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choose your own adventure

In message boards: These are normally topics that an author creates a main storyline, and have the other people periodically choose what action will follow next (usually at a critical point in the story). If done well, they can be one of the most enjoyable topics on a board.
NeoMario: Alex sees a girl comming towards him. He...

A) Walks up and tells her his name.
B) Runs away.
C) Casually say "Hi" when she gets close.
D) SeXX0rZ her FACE!!

MegamanEXE 2003:D!!!!111!!11
Cream: I think C ^.^
Ace: E) Ignore her since she's 300lb lesbian
gabbo: lol, then B :P
by NeoMario February 11, 2005
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Get your own box

reference to Cheez-It commercial in which greedy motherfathers are instructed to stop moochin and procure their own delicious cheese snacks


In hip circles, refers to people needing to raise up off deez and get their own style, own man, own clothes and own fucking Cheeze-Its
1. Mom to Daughter: Hey Becky - lemme wear you new sweater.
Daughter: Dont think so Moms - you betta get your own box!

2. Friend #1: Damn your man *is* fine.
Friend #2: Yeah he's fine and he's mine so you needs to be
gettin your own box, bitch.
by Amanda April 12, 2005
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