by KassWritesDefinitions July 7, 2021
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Tim: "Yo John, why's your girl walkin' so weird?"
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by Tummystickers May 30, 2019
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Derrick couldn't bare another breath while Michelle intoxicated the elevator with her butt jam fumes, and got off several floors too early.
by Mickey Terf October 4, 2019
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by mrmindllock February 15, 2010
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by Elk Snot1 June 26, 2017
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by Wabatucky Reds September 27, 2011
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