Nub

A premature penis

The man had a nub.

by broloves November 28, 2010

Helpful Nub Job

When you are a certain Spaceman asking for a little 'physical' help from a certain no-armed hare

"I didn't just want a Helpful Nub Job, I also wanted just a bit of love too!" Spaceman Scott to Stumbler from Shipwrecked 64

by ReedicusRex November 16, 2024

nubs

Someone has nubs when their nails are unnaturally short, usually caused by consistent biting or picking. Nubs usually end in the middle of your nail bed showing a significant amount of skin over top.

Hey do u wanna go get a manicure with me later? I’ve been super stressed lately :p
Sorry I can’t, I have nubs… they always make fun of me

by sillysalamander June 15, 2021

Nub and Tug

A rub and tug, but your significant other doesn’t have an arm so he/she needs to equip their prosthetic limb.

After Karen lost both her arms after a horrific eating contest she thought she had lost her passion for giving handjobs forever, but was relieved when she learned she could give a good ole nub and tug instead.

by Erik And MIke October 14, 2019

Nubs

Often referred to as a whale or massive object

Wow, look at the nubs over there.

by xx_ShadowFir3_xX March 20, 2021

Nub

In spanish it is a colloquial way to say "novato" it is just such as an insult

Tío, eres nub

by juliagradaille March 4, 2019

nub

A handsome, sweet and charming southern gentleman.

That guy Joe, what a nub

Ok nub

by _nub_master December 5, 2020