by Duke Of Deuce Burger July 13, 2009

A machine used to purchase goods with out directly going to a cashier. Often requires reading a screen to tell you what to do next, but no one ever reads anything and starts screaming at the U-scan attendant.
"Damn that cashier looks pissed and her line is way too long, lets go to U-Scan."
Customer: "Excuse me it says please wait for the cashier"
U-Scan Attendant:"Yes sir you are the cashier this is U-scan, just hit the green enter button"
Customer:"No, it says im waiting for cashier"
U-Scan Attendant:"Yes and this is U-SCAN and you are the cashier, so just hit the enter button"
Customer:"So what do I do?"
Attendant bashes had off wall repetitively
Customer: "Excuse me it says please wait for the cashier"
U-Scan Attendant:"Yes sir you are the cashier this is U-scan, just hit the green enter button"
Customer:"No, it says im waiting for cashier"
U-Scan Attendant:"Yes and this is U-SCAN and you are the cashier, so just hit the enter button"
Customer:"So what do I do?"
Attendant bashes had off wall repetitively
by REBECKA_ROSE_WICKER January 11, 2009

Person 1: ur mom gay
Person 2: no u
Person 1: no u infinity
Person 2: no u blackhole
- person 1 realizes the meaning of his senseless life and dies instantly-
Person 2: no u
Person 1: no u infinity
Person 2: no u blackhole
- person 1 realizes the meaning of his senseless life and dies instantly-
by gay infinity June 11, 2018

a type of kid who enjoys arguing with other people over the tiniest thing saying everything is taken too far
by aichomancer January 29, 2017

by Zgul October 18, 2019

When someone says that they are better than u on Basket🏀
Carlos: "bruh I'm better than u"
DankQuan: "nigga u a bot"
Carlos: "bruh I'm better than u"
DankQuan: "nigga u a bot"
by Xgodbl3ss February 13, 2019

the "Urge To Purge".
Commonly known among bulimics, when they feel the urge or need to purge, puke up, what they have eaten.
Commonly known among bulimics, when they feel the urge or need to purge, puke up, what they have eaten.
Girl 1: Hey how are you doing?
Girl 2: Ugh not so good, after that meal my u to p is so strong :(
Girl 1: Don'tttttttt!
Girl 2: Ugh not so good, after that meal my u to p is so strong :(
Girl 1: Don'tttttttt!
by wraina December 6, 2011
