The Rumpty-Dump originated as a dance hit in the 50s age. It grew popular among young, rebellious, white teens. This rage was spread to Hispanics, and later on African Americans. While no longer popular, whenever the children of the 50s hear the nostalgic tune and the lyrics "Hands in the air, do a backwards jump, clap 5 times, do the Rumpty-Dump!!" the feeling is magical.
"Why, Rumpty-Tom, let's spread the word about the newest dance craze, the Rumpty-Dump!"
"Oh, Rumpty-Manda, how wonderful! We can skip, do the Rumpty-Dump, eat white-only apple pie, and dance in the rain!"
"Oh, Rumpty-Manda, how wonderful! We can skip, do the Rumpty-Dump, eat white-only apple pie, and dance in the rain!"
by Rumpty-Manda May 10, 2008

Taking a massive dump on someones chest then lighting it on fire. You then savour the delicious smell and then begin to run your genitalia in it.
CAUTION: CONTENTS MAY BE HOT!!
CAUTION: CONTENTS MAY BE HOT!!
by Felipe November 27, 2004

by www.eternalsoldiers.net September 2, 2003

by Luap Sille March 7, 2005

by Enigmanic May 9, 2009

the abnormally large poop you have to take after spending the weekend at a place with no bathroom facilities, or at a girlfriend's house.
i spent the weekend at christy's, but didn't wanna shit at her house, so i took a huge weekend dump when i got back.
by Mr. Venhooker June 23, 2007

by billyjoejimbobfrank December 22, 2005
