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Puppet Show

You're trying to hold in a crap while rushing to get to a toilet. The knurled protuberance of a turd pokes out of your anus. You are able to retract it back in. It repeats over-and-over again until you are finally able to fully relieve yourself at a toilet. This repetition is a Puppet Show.
I need to pull over and find a restroom because I've got a real Puppet Show going on right now.
by Caasi Notwen November 13, 2019
mugGet the Puppet Showmug.

ass puppet

Ass puppet

(One who is not at all real)

Someone who trys to subtlety convince other or perspective friends what the subjecyt is about and why they should avoid or not get involved

Someone(s) that are considered in decisions and count for uses (ghosts) but especially annoying rude (over)politically correct and some how not relavent and possibly dont exist

a body that assert there personal views while stepping/burning evey one else

authority (especially im just following orders)

One who is assumes the role of dictating to others based on commonplace or personal taboo

"Trapped amongst the ass puppets"

"My Xgf had a baby a year after she called me while out of town to inform me she had her career to think about and she was haveing an abortion her and my buddy are happy together and doing well.
Ass puppet Ass Other Eye candy fake
by jean3306 November 9, 2013
mugGet the ass puppetmug.

Dick Puppet

A woman who can't survive without a man in her life. She always needs a mans attention and presence in order to be a functioning human being
Dude, Karen is such a dick puppet.
by tits-fuckin-mcgee April 19, 2018
mugGet the Dick Puppetmug.

Sock puppet

(Noun)
A phone accessory that helps you take better photos, holds your phone better, and works as a stand. AKA PopSockets
I dropped my phone but the sock puppet on the back kept it from breaking
by Jezij January 5, 2019
mugGet the Sock puppetmug.

puppet Time

Michael Brandon Miller aka The reptilian King. Has a neurological implants and can be mentally rendering braindead and be controlled like a puppet. Just does what ever told.
Puppet Time is being electronically harassed and human trafficking via closed loop circuit implant.
by Puppet Time January 7, 2024
mugGet the puppet Timemug.

Puppet Moon

Puppet Moon (known as Wigfrid) is a bellicose Viking warrior that loves fighting enormous beasts in a game called Don't Starve Together. She also loves making battle helmets for her friends and making cute garden on endless for butter farm.
Puppet Moon likes to say "Hail Odin".
by Desperado27 July 25, 2022
mugGet the Puppet Moonmug.

Puppets Mom

Strings attached to the ass, Mother of a bad ass little kid, who she lets get away with anything and will not discipline, and gets offended if its pointed out to her or if another person trys to step in an unpleasant conditions which must be accepted as part of deal in order to seal the deal
This girl is so fine but she's a puppets mom so she got strings attached to that ass
by MutedDevil June 12, 2021
mugGet the Puppets Mommug.

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