He needs some milk

An expression used to suggest instant relieve to a victim of pepperspray.

Wow, we really thought the girl in that viral video suggested 'he needs some milk' randomly, but it was really us being blissfully unaware of the use of milk to keep your eyesight after being maced. Guess we need some milk.

by Trip Fontaine the Cat June 9, 2020

do you need a spoon?

a question you ask someone right after they tell you to do some you don't agree with, you could just as easily say no or piss off but instead you go all out and ask them do you need a spoon.

it is typically followed by them asking why they would need a spoon, at that time you inform them it to eat your...

eat you ass, shit, piss, ect.

EXAMPLE 1.
boss man: You have to work this weekend.

employee: do you need a spoon?

boss man: why would I need a spoon?

employee: so you can eat my ass.

EXAMPLE 2.
Guy 1: I knew you was wrong about that movie... it sucked

Guy 2: Do you need a spoon?

Guy 1: why?

Guy 2: so you can eat my shit

by B*RAD May 23, 2014

he need some milk

a fun thing to shout when somebody gets hurt

namjoon: *falls down the stairs, breaking 59 bones*
seokjin:
jimin:
taehyung:
yoongi:
hoseok:
jungkook: hE NEED SOME MILK

by I may or may not be a potato.. January 8, 2018

he needs some milk

A phrase usually used when someone gets hurt or fails at something.

Jeff was walking with his friend and said "Watch this!" He proceeded to fail at a cartwheel and he fell over.
HE NEEDS SOME MILK!

by flameguy788 July 25, 2016

I still need help

Yeah I think I do. I really need help. Maybe I should just go to a Catholic church. I dunno.

I still need help.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 12, 2021

Help ! I need somebody !

When two people meet for the first time, and one say to another « HELP ! I NEED SOMEBODY ! HELP ! »

Lyly : Brian , im listening to Help by the Beatles !
Brian: Help ! I need somebody ! Help !

by anonymous June 29, 2021

Needs TV make-up

When a chick is not completely hot, but she would be if she was wearing that TV make-up that makes normal chicks look hotter

- What do you think of this chick? I met her yesterday
- Hmm, I don't know, she needs TV make-up. Then she would be a solid 7.

by Dexterprog November 25, 2010