Nigel

The act of screwing something up beyond recognition or redemption. To horrifically deviate from your original objective so badly that it leaves others strangely obsessed by the persons ineptitude

Oh man...you really Nigelled that up! YI mean you seriously f***** that up. You've gone to Paris without the keys to the flat.

by George7788 January 10, 2025

Nielmail

A Nielmail is an email from a manager that has no relevant information on it, it is probably sent to the wrong inbox.

Nielmails are essentially a way to kick the can down the road, and hope someone else will pick it up and deal with it.

Named after a Peckham Street Urchin made good.

I had to spend an hour sorting out that Nielmail, and it wasn't even for our department!

by Rikstir January 17, 2025

Nifelity

/nē-fĕ-l′ĭ-tē/
noun
A serene or soothing beauty arising from chaos or darkness.

From the Greek νεφέλη (neféli), meaning cloud or cirrus.

The fire flickered with appeasing nifelity.

by Skarix April 9, 2025

Nigel INCEL

An ugly online chatroom male who lies, fabricating being in a online relationship with an imaginary girlfriend. A fully paid up member of the Andrew Tate Army.

are you nigel INCEL

by Xyzboy June 7, 2025

Nigel Farage

A full ostomy appliance. A literal bag of shit or piss.

Oh crap, I’ve got a Nigel Farage. I better head to the bathroom and empty him

by Dr01dB01 July 5, 2025

nigel online policeman

online Nigel who claims to drive a police car when in reality drives a wheelchair

Nigel online policeman crashes his wheelchair

by mrs tosser August 3, 2025

Nigel's dead mum

Nigel's keeping dead mums body's under the bed ATM'ing their weekly pension

Nigel's dead mum is beginning to rot

by mrs tosser August 3, 2025