tard hand

The unexpected loss of control of one's hand while attempting to perform a basic task.

When Jeff reached for his cell phone, he knocked it off of the table, breaking it.

"Dude, you just tard handed your phone!"

by aero-instability October 9, 2010

hand substitute

1. When a person becomes bored with masturbating with ones own hand, and experiments with external objects.

2. Vagina or penis

Tom: After masturbating for 30 years I think its time to find a hand substitute.
Jerry: Maybe you shouldn't be a 40 year old virgin

by Don Pavlic August 17, 2011

Kill-hand

The hand that's used to kill someone. Coined by Nick Cave in his first novel "And the ass saw the Angel".

"Sucked by the gums of this toothless grave ah go-into this fen, this pit, though ah fear to get mah kill-hand wet."
-Euchrid Eucrow

by Warbucketrage June 10, 2010

Rafa's Hands

A phrase to signify that something is over, done or completed. Originates from the infamous hand gesture given by Liverpool's manager Rafael Benetiz when his team took a seemingly unassailable 2-0 lead against Sam Allarydyce's defenisvely set up budget team Blackburn Rovers.

Often applied to similar situations, when individuals partaking in 'grog' complete a comfortable victory on Fifa (also referred to as Fifs and Fifinho).

Likely to either cause a moment of great hilarity or offence depending on the individual/s it is aimed at and the context in which it is used.

"Rafa's hands mate" (on taking a 2-0 lead with a textbook Fifa goal from a cross after a barrage of attacks).

by Montgomerie May 18, 2009

see these hands

Slang used for fighting. Come see these hands. We will fight.

Nigga come see these hands

by jojojojo2 October 18, 2014

Hand Jibber

Used to define an emotionless, dead fish-eyed straight back handjob.

Waitress: "Would you like anything else?"
Customer: "Well, since you asked, a slow beej would be great, but failing that, a stiff Hand Jibber would suffice while I eat this meal."

by Nsla April 10, 2015

Pink Handed

Getting busted cheating

Ahh son, Elin busted Tiger, Pink Handed!

by Tmoney35 December 4, 2009