Douche Muffin

a child that has surpassed the classification of brat and gone in to the realm of douche.

A smaller version of a douche bag

Johnny was being a little douche muffin on the playground today and wouldn't listen to his nanny.

by Geekslady March 1, 2011

Muffin chops

The hair growing down the inner thighs from a woman's pubic area, due to lack of grooming. A twist on a style of particularly bushy side burns called "mutton chops".

Before I wear my swimsuit, I need to shave off my Muffin chops.

by Duderonomus Rex August 13, 2009

Buffin' the Muffin

The female act of masturbation.

Laurel is always at home, buffin' the muffin after work.

by Jyynx September 21, 2008

muffin-top

The fat bulge resulting from a person (usually women) who wears pants that are too tight along with a halter/tube top.
That fat bulge looks somewhat like the top of a muffin, hence the name.

"I guess that fat chick used the money on an extra Big Mac instead of bigger pants and a whole shirt."

Respectable woman: "What the hell is that fat bitch thinking going out in public like that?!"

I would use an example with "muffin-top" in it, but what the hell type of urban slang is muffin-top? Corporate America is not urban

by nick-_- August 29, 2005

anal muffin

During anal sex, a piece of fecal deposit is pulled out.

I was doing her so hard, I pulled out an anal muffin.

by Big Ray April 2, 2005

Punch the Muffin

An ambiguous phrase used in a purely contextual manner. Amusing because it means nothing & everything at the same time; use is only limited by the user's imagination. Sometimes used to confuse the uninitiated.

Yo bro, i gotta go punch the muffin (Take a dump)
They were punching the muffin all night (Sexy time)
Tom & Joe were punching the muffin about you (Talking shit)
Punch the muffin bro! (Accompanied by the fist touch, high 5, etc...)
Way to punch the muffin dumbass (Drop the ball, screw up, etc)

by Tridelt August 6, 2007

emo muffin

The best fuckin' muffin in the whole wide world. He may be a little wet from tears, but he is still coo'
He likes when people eat him and they are crying.
he loves emo people. That's why he is called emo muffin.
his sister died in a fire (oven) and he has been really emo ever since that terrible day. He knows how to make you emo, and he will always be stomach to remind you that eating causes you to get fat, and fat people don't make it in life. SO DON'T EAT EMO MUFFIN, or you WILL regret it the rest of your life. :'(

Person A: "There's that emo muffin. He looks so sad. Lets go eat him, and see what happens"
Emo Muffin: "if you eat me, i WILL make you go Anorexic or bulemic; nigguhs!" :)
Person B: "Ohhh no, lets go. That emo muffin is crazay!"

by Brittany Nichole DUH April 28, 2006