monkey loader

A zoologist whose job it is to manually impregnate female monkeys using the sperm of male monkeys, utilizing hand-held pump devices which have a tendency to splatter.

*woman enters room drenched in a viscous, sticky, white fluid.*

Zoologist 1 : Oh my Lord !

Zoologist 2 : Relax, she's just a monkey loader having a bad day.

by Dragonwolf November 10, 2018

Weed Montage

What stoners watch when they run out of marijuana and or do not have enough money to purchase more.

I ran out of marijuana so I watched weed montage to make me crave it more.

by weigss30 February 4, 2009

Monk on

When you are in a foul mood, due to the actions of some one else, or when a child can't get their own way.

I told Jonny he couldn't buy that rc helicopter, he got a right monk on!

by Naffito January 10, 2009

esteban julio ricardo montoya de la rosa ramirez

A guy from the dopest Disney channel show, sweet life of Zach and Cody, who works at the Tipton hotel as the bell boy.

Ayo did you see esteban julio ricardo montoya de la rosa ramirez in that green suit today?

by IDFK I'm a random person November 15, 2013

Monsta X

Basically a group of 7 people who are memes. But you can't resist them because of their charm. They release some of the best kpop songs but they are literally MEMES. IN REAL LIFE. YEEP.

HEY DID YOU HEAR THE NEW MONSTA X SONG?

Ya, it's a bop. Have you seen them in real life?

NO BUT MAHN THEY ARE MEMES IN REAL LIFE.

by Kpopper. October 22, 2018

Monokuma

The little idiot that made (your fav character here) suffer in pain

Monokuma: punishment time
Me: cries in monomi

by rekosaysdeeznuts October 3, 2020

Return to Monke

To “return to monke” is to return to an extremely primitive lifestyle.
This phrase will commonly be used by anprims.

“I have had enough of industrial society. I will return to monke.”

by tedpilled August 5, 2020