Baby Momma

When a marine going off to Japan wants to have a child but not the affection or baggage of a "female".

"I have the child now, but she was my baby momma. That bitch!"

by its a grind beezies January 3, 2009

Momma Douche

your mother, my mother, any woman who is a mother and being a douche or having a douchey attitude.

they always say ur name like; " AaaannnnNNNNnnnAAAAAA"

"yo momma douche wont watch the baby tonight so i cant go out."

by AnnA Ne November 2, 2010

Momma Bird Feeder

The act of pressing ones lips against someone else's nose and then projectile vomiting straight up their nussy.

Hey I need to puke, let me perform a momma bird feeder on your nussy.

by CeigeBirb March 21, 2021

Bitch Momma!

An exclamation of triumph or excitement.

That doesn't beat my full house! I win! Bitch Momma!

by dacbeerpig November 23, 2006

yo momma

A lame comeback kids (usually 12-15 years old) use to insult someone

Brandon: Who is that hot woman standing over there?

Zack: Yo momma!

Brandon: LAME!!

by AHHHH!!! June 29, 2011

Baby Momma

Your best friend that you love so much she your baby momma

Thats my Baby Momma right their okurrt

by BoBOBoBo$$ May 27, 2018

momass

a girl's buttocks that sags with wrinkles near the thigh area but yet is flatter than a homeless woman's chest on crack. This is usually obtained by a woman sitting in an office chair all day, every day.

"dang! I like that chick is hot but she got a momass! grooooooss!"
"yo look at that momass, I bet you could use that as a cutting board!"
"hey, your mom's ass looks like shes been sitting on the driveway for the past 10 years"

by FancyHancy February 7, 2008