momass 

a girl's buttocks that sags with wrinkles near the thigh area but yet is flatter than a homeless woman's chest on crack. This is usually obtained by a woman sitting in an office chair all day, every day.

"dang! I like that chick is hot but she got a momass! grooooooss!"
"yo look at that momass, I bet you could use that as a cutting board!"
"hey, your mom's ass looks like shes been sitting on the driveway for the past 10 years"

momass by FancyHancy February 7, 2008

molasses mustache 

A mustache that's dripping wet With feces and seamen like a dirty Sanchez but without the pubes

After a long night at the rest stop bob had a molasses mustache from all the rides he'd been giving

molasses mustache by blumpkin25 February 8, 2015

MOASS

Mother of all short squeezes

- are you bagholding GME waiting for the MOASS?

- This is the way

MOASS by ChaosMcKinnon March 8, 2021

Sweet Sassy Molassy

holy shit or look at that

Sweet sassy molassy get out the checkbook and pay grandma for the rub down!!

Sweet Sassy Molassy by Burgertime April 21, 2003

Modasser 

The cutest human being out there. He loves and cares for people out of the goodness of his heart. Really knows how to cheer people up. Makes really bad dad jokes but his looks make up for it. He always feels like home when you’re with him and knows how to comfort you when you feel lost. Best person to know out there. Modassers are one of a kind!!

Person 1: “Who is that cutie over there?”
Person 2: “That’s Modasser, duh.”

Modasser by pizzalover4501 May 4, 2020

Mamasse Mamuhsa Memaht Husah 

Mamasse = my body
Mamuhsa = my spirit
Memaht = my thoughts
Husah = are pure.

It's a mantra meant to be said over and over again to remind yourself that in adversity you can rise above which is too high to get over and dig deeper than which is too low to get under.

It's also good to use this mantra when you believe you may do something you'll regret later.

Example 1

guy 1: Ohh man look at that fine piece of work. I would wear that out in a heartbeat.

guy 2: Funny you mention that because I heard she was actually asking about you the other day. Should I tell her you're married?

guy 1: Mamasse Mamuhsa Memaht Husah - woo. Tell her I'm off the market.

Example 2:

Guy 1: I have 3 projects all going on at once my kid's in trouble at school my wife says we don't spend enough quality time and my boss is breathing down my neck.

Wooo. Mamasse Mamuhsa Memaht Husah. Woo Hoo. I can do this. Nothing is impossible. God will not give me more than I can bear. Thanks Michael.

Mamasse Mamuhsa Memaht Husah by Trinide June 28, 2010

molassochist 

Someone who derives pleasure from causing a process to move painfully slow.

The guy at the DMV is a molassochist!

molassochist by Mike Shryock December 29, 2007