mom pants

High-wasted, synthetic pants. Usually worn by a soccer-mom.

My math teacher had major mom pants

by Ms Newton-Bouviet October 8, 2003

Mom won’t let me say it

A nickname given to a mascara by an absolute QUEEEEN

“I’m gonna use the better than mom won’t let me say it today”

by 01rach32 June 11, 2018

mom i watching porn

A sentence used mostly by children when there doing something even worse than watching porn

mom: Are you buying a new liver?
child: NO MOM I WATCHING PORN

by fRape January 19, 2021

Mom and Pop Store

An independantly owned business. If it is a music business, they will sometimes release CD's a week before they come out.

Yo, that Mom and Pop store down on west 73rd has the new G Unit Cd. Go cop it now b4 that ish run out!

by Anonymous November 7, 2003

mom's spaghetti

when your knees are weak, your arms are heavy and you have one opportunity to capture it.

Emma was watching 8miles and started to feel mom's spaghetti

by crocsbeforecocks April 14, 2016

mom jeans

Often seen on the 40+ crowd, mom jeans are too high, too tight, tapered leg jeans which manage to showcase any bodily flaw the wearer has. Possible outcomes: The butt will be compressed so it doesn't stick out, it will instead be pushed to the sides, making it look far wider than it actually is. The genital triangle will be emphasized and outlined (see camel toe or FUPA). The hips will look wider because of the butt compression and the tapering of the legs.

In addition, mom jeans are often light in color, which further emphasizes the outcomes mentioned above. They also come in the elastic-waist variety which further defines the genital triangle.

"Honestly, you would think after years of telling their kids how to dress, women would figure out that those mom jeans they have on just aren't flattering."

by Emily Scarlett January 22, 2006

mom cock block

When your mom catches you bringing a girl into her house and prevents you from banging her.

"Dude, I got mom cock blocked. I was just about to bang that chick but then my mom came in and made the slut go home."

by wiseguy009 November 16, 2009