Midwestern Masochist

A blue collar individual from the American Midwest that consistently votes against their own interests in successive elections.

Those Midwestern masochists have been voting reliably for Democrats for decades.

by deplorable#45 March 8, 2023

Midtown Troll

This is an individual who will mettle in the affairs of other, hotter, sexually superior men in efforts to disrupt the normal operations of the mark. And then will be over sell, and over perform in order to make the better men of the civilized world question their self esteem and worth. And won’t ever stop unless you vanquish them.

These Midtown Trolls have nothing better to do than creep up my window, and ease drop on me jerking off! They are masculine challenged rats.

by CJ Stryker XXX October 16, 2022

Midwoken

Midwoken is the slang term for a roblox game created by Monad Studios called "Deepwoken"

People call it Midwoken because well, it's mid.

The game itself isn't mid, but the community is.

7/10

*Person one* Hey, you wanna play Deepwoken with me? We could grip freshies.
*Person two* no, that game is MID.
*Person one* Sorry, sorry, Midwoken, I mean
*Person two* that's right, that's right, be a Midwokener...

by Don't @ me homeboy October 16, 2022

Midwest Furfest

a little thing in the Midwest of America (except Ohio) where people in fur suits get to gather and have a "good" time i want to find the convention and shed blood

Hey another one heading to the Midwest Furfest, get the gun

by soviet productions November 3, 2022

Midwest meat heist ring

A circle jerk.

CNN: "Three men arrested for their
roles in multimillion-dollar
Midwest meat heist ring"

reader: So the corporatists had a circle jerk?

CNN: ... Yes...

by jint3i November 5, 2022

midwesterner cold medicine

An alcoholic beverage containing some type of tea “served hot” with whisky and typically a little lemon and honey is added.

This gorgeous girl and I got a little tipsy on some Midwesterner cold medicine when we went to look at the Christmas lights down town.

Also referred to as a “hottie Tottie”

by McGooo November 23, 2022

Midwest Santa

When someone brings a case of beer over to your house for a party, drinks one, and leaves the rest in your fridge.

"damn, Brian left 4 bottles of Bud light in the fridge"
"MF is always pulling a Midwest Santa"

by Melvin2366 April 2, 2023