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mess of crabs

Megan has done gone and given Donny a whole mess of crabs
by red kong July 6, 2014
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the mess

when someone is the problem in their own life.

disastrous, chaotic, possessed, insane and self destructive individual

can be used on it's own in exclamation or as an adjective.
"i texted my ex"
"girl you are the mess"

"i tboned a cop car"
"the mess"
by HYGRATIA December 17, 2022
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No Mess

The patented 'no mess' dump - taking a crap the size of a minivan before wiping your ass to find no evidence whatsoever on the paper. May be combined with the ghost poop or phantom shit for the holy grail of defecation. The sense of triumph, wellbeing and euphoria that accompany a no mess are without equal.
'Dude, I just took a shit the size of a house and.... NO MESS!... NO MESS!... WOO!'
by renstar July 19, 2015
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messed off

Wasted. Squandered. Used inappropriately.
That person messed off the money instead of paying the bills.
by Huck2 July 23, 2020
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Hot mess

Me
by Pieceofgarbage1865 April 29, 2021
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carbonated mess

A drink consisting of three or more different soft drinks.

Common in places where the customers can use the soda machines.
Person A: I heard you ordered fast food yesterday.

Person B: I did.

Person A: What did you drink?

Person B: I couldn't decide, so I just poured myself a carbonated mess.
by ChameleonDragon September 26, 2019
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cummy mess

Like a bloody mess but with cum instead of blood.
Keep talking shit and I'll turn you into a cummy mess.
by kvm666 January 2, 2021
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