guided meditation

An excuse for fuckwits when there misses wont let them out

Invited the fellas for a drink. But guided meditation was calling

by Mulox August 27, 2017

garden meditation

Thoughtfully tending to your ladygarden; jilling off.

Lady Chatterley thought of Mellors and his John Thomas as she indulged in a little garden meditation.

by Mavis O'Reilly June 1, 2018

masturbation meditation

A deep state of mind that allows you to cum with nothing touching your dick/vagina.

Masturbation meditation

by Reagulayte January 3, 2020

Operant Meditation

Meditation that is satisfying clarity of mind while able to operate in a given task, thoughtless intellect, spacing out awarely

We are informed by the news, to avoid stress, we look at it with operant meditation.
The Buddha had taught us to calmly love the world with operant meditation.
I listened and did operant meditation, wasn't "spacing out!"

by Westward Idealist June 8, 2020

Mette-Marit

When you first meet her, she is shy. But once you get to know her she's really awesome! She's not a very social person. But once you know her, you can have a lot of fun. She is loyal in relationships and she loves everyone around her who is respectful and good to her. She can experience many emotions at once. She finds it difficult to ask for help but she will always be there to help. Everyone wants a Mette-Marit in their life!

I wish there were more nice people just like Mette-Marit.

by Sterre_ November 21, 2021

Anne-marith

Former mini-pink

Oops, I tripped over the former mini-pink Anne-marith.

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Dirty maritonia

Female and dumb form of pikatchu

Yesterday i was playing Pokémon go and i found a dirty maritonia

by Crackfuckinghead April 23, 2022