mersh

Everything, anything, and nothing at the same time.

also

mershing = having sex

- Mershity mersh mersh mersh....

- I caught them mershing. (I caught them
having sex)

by SH November 24, 2003

Hokey Cokey Merchant

The HCM is an 'associate' member of Alcoholics Anonymous who seems for whatever reason, unable to stay sober for more than a few days/weeks/months.The HCM will mostly blame their failure on the weather/football results/lack of sex/willpower/backbone.
They are generally to be found around Reading AA meetings looking pasty/yellow/sorry for themselves.

"Knees bend arms stretch ra ra ra"

by Charles October 14, 2004

mersh

to be kidding around.
-instead of i'm just kidding, it's i'm MERSH kidding.
get it? :D

"you are so fucking ugly."
"WTF!"
"mersh."

by yakbye May 2, 2009

mersh

an exclamation of affection only to bunny or elly.

elly i want you to come over now. mersh!

by bunnykins December 25, 2007

mersh

An ugly woman.

That chick fucking mersh!

by Dane February 15, 2004

misplaced merchandise

(n.) Product(s) intentionally moved from one area of a store to another by a shopper with the purpose of making people laugh and/or smile.

Misplaced Merchandise includes, but not limited to, the following:

1. Putting the abominable snowman from the toy department on a box of Depends undergarments in the personal hygiene aisle.
2. Putting a banana from produce in the condom aisle.
3. Putting a bottle of Beano in the baked beans section.

by Misplaced Merchandise January 9, 2010

merch

The class of '06 seniors used this as their signature phrase. Now the fag Juniors in the d-wing down quad think that they are pretty cool for using it and making shirts saying it.

Alex: Dude, i get lots of merch.

Jae: dude, i wish i could get some halfway decent merch, but all i can get is my fellow quad members. I'm so original. LOLLOLOLOLOl.. I am an azn chink.

by Nathaniel hausfater November 21, 2006