meat thimble

A juicy treat, the tip of the phallus.

She wondered what was continuously poking her as they spooned, it was the gentleman's semi-erect meat thimble.

by T-Rexi February 23, 2014

meat scarf

A person with a double chin. The fat is considered the scarf as in meat scarf.

girl: nice meat scarf.
guy: what do you mean?
girl: your double chin.

by cop4u January 29, 2009

Meat Butter

The combination of saliva and snot dripping off your cock during a blow job cause by gagging.

After she deep throated his cock, all you could see was meat butter.

by NinjaMJS October 12, 2011

meat shield

n. Human flesh which obstructs the passage of a projectile (i.e. bullet) from its intended destination. The human in question does not need to be alive to perform this function.

"Die, already! Damn meat shield..."

by ATX April 21, 2006

Breakfast Meat

To wake up sporting morning wood in all its rigid glory.

Carl woke up sporting Breakfast Meat. Not wanting to let something that rigid go to waste, he gave it a good wanking before busting a nut and hitting the shower.

by Eaton Holgoode April 15, 2015

slapping the meat

Masturbatory term.

See also:
stroking the sausage
whacking the mole
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
shizzling the nizzle
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut

"I spent all last night slapping the meat."

by Dean March 25, 2005

Meat Anchor

A meal containing an excessively high content of beef, and makes you feel like you cannot get up without vomiting.

I went to Shawn's house the other night to watch the basketball game, and he grilled up these fucking Meat Anchors that are still lodged in my colon days later.

by Mr. North March 23, 2008