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Matilde

Matilde is literally the most perfect person ever. Matilde is gorgeus, cute, smart, nice and every good word I can‘t remember. Seriously Matilde I think about you all the time I just wanted you to still feel the same. And if you ever see this and think this might be about you, well, yes, Matilde Coelho, this is for you.
Sorry, Matilde, for this stupid text.
by Martim Simp >:) November 30, 2020
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Matabooboo

Fake cocktail/drink. The word exists purely as a way of cracking a joke at a barperson's expense whilst your mates are standing round, thus guaranteeing you kudos for the rest of the evening.

For best effect, order a few normal drinks, then finish off by requesting a matabooboo.

The word originates from Yogi Bear's sidekick. See example for full usage and relevance details.
Donna: "Who's next?"
Wes: "Yeah, can I have 3 pints of Stella, two double vodka red bulls, a sex on the beach and a matabooboo".
Donna: "A what?"
Wes: "A matabooboo"
Donna: "What's a matabooboo"
Wes: "Nothing Yogi, what's the matter with you?"
Donna: "... knob."
by Mr. Positive July 24, 2008
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Mattress Jousting

When two people take a mattress off a bed(usually in a dorm hallway),hold it in front of them holding it by the sides or the back and get a big distance between them. Then, they run and charge into each other and whoever stays standing is the winner.A commonly known late-night college activity.
I grabbed my mattress and ran at Cody after I heard we were mattress jousting.
by Big Short January 20, 2009
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Matt Tong

Matt Tong is the drummer for London-based indie group Bloc Party.Matt Tong is known for his frantic yet intricate drumming.Matt Tong is the most talkative member of the group.Matt has described himself as the ''least ambitious'' member of the Bloc.Matt along with frontman Kele Okereke does the most interviews.Matt is the tallest member and the most likely to make you laugh.
Me: ...Matt Tong is one of the most underrated drummers today

Jeff: Who's he?

Me: Forget it
by A Bloc fan from Miami,Fl July 14, 2009
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Match-Pump Approach

Hypocrisy or a hypocritical way of doing things. You cause some bad problems to occur, while making sure that nobody knows that you are the cause of them, and then come up solutions to them so that you will be seen as as a saviour by all around you, as if you set fire on something with a match yourself and pumped water onto it as a hero citizen, pretending that you happen to be there.
"I suspect it was John who made the car tyre flat, just before our driving trip last week. He did that probably so that he could come to the rescue in his car and impress all the girls like a hero. What a match-pump approach that was!"
by Hiroicci July 24, 2014
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matthew cockerill

This guy is an absalute tank of lad who knows what he's chatting.

You can spot a Matthew Cockerill coz he is the fittest lad you ever did see. ;)
*Girl 1 - Woo that lad is fit and i mean.... Fit

*Girl 2 - He has to be a Matthew Cockerill
by Shesamunter22 May 15, 2016
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