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Mr Miyagi Soda Machine

A sex term, is put into play when a girl sits/shoves a soda can in her colon or vagina, the male then proceeds to punch her in the stomach causing the can to fire out of her rectum. This resembles a soda machine.
Man 1: Yo man! I gave my gurl a Mr Miyagi Soda machine last night!!!
Man 2: FO TRU?!?!?!?!?!?
by SuckaFree123 March 16, 2009
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Machine-Gunner

An extremely loud, obnoxious, endless fart. Will generally end in crapping your pants.
"Dude, he shat his pants after letting out a machine-gunner!"

"That machine gunner could take out an army!"
by sueoprkajgdkl;a January 13, 2009
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Machine Gun Joe

When your about to cum, perform the pullout, and spray your cum on your partners face as if your firing a machine gun yelling BAHBAHBAHBAH!!!!!
Ok gurl here comes the MACHINE GUN JOE!
by castlehoff April 23, 2011
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rice machine

An asian produced automobile. Normally refferred to in the used car market, cars for teenagers or P.O.S.'s. You can usually spot these by loud mufflers, rubbing transmissions, and large rust-holes. Many owners try to pimp these cars out, but fail miserably, making the car look worse.
"Dude, you're CRX is such a rice machine!"
by Joe and Gary September 8, 2005
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trip machine

A children's song about trippin' up on sex.
Mammy, will you sing trip machine?

Ahh... Give it me good.
by Zefi April 14, 2008
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Fourth of July Machine Gun

Right as a guy is about to finish during sex, he pulls out and cums straight up in the air, like fireworks on the Fourth of July. Then he proceeds to catch his cum in his mouth and spits it into the girl's vagina, like a machine gun.
I didn't think anyone could get pregnant orally until Becka got preggers by the Fourth of July Machine Gun.
by mistermanager April 21, 2009
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the arcade machine

Doing "the arcade machine" is the act of Finding a woman/man, bending them over and inserting a quarter into their asshole. Then proceeding to have intercourse with them for up to 25 minutes, or till game over (you finish)

Once the "game" is over, you may move onto the next person, or insert another quarter and play again.
Guy: hey babe wanna try the arcade machine?

Girl: uhhhh what's that?

Guy: *slides a quarter in ass* We playing pole position, and I'm cumming in first place
by asmallchild December 23, 2017
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