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Spoiled Milf

A woman that is between 50-60 and there body is starting to look like cottage cheese, but they still try to be a Milf
Guy one: So we have been in this club all night and you have not tried to talk to one girl. You have to get over the break up.
Guy two: Well I didn't know you were going to bring me to old people night at the club.
Guy one: There are some nice milf's in here tonight.
Guy two: They are more like Spoiled Milf.
by Gemini12 October 9, 2012
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spitroasted milf

Fourty-something who likes “it” coming and going. Think about it.
We all had a great time with Bill’s mom after practice. We spitroasted milf all night
by MicheilArchangel September 28, 2017
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MILF

Mother I'd Like to Facebook.

Someone's mom that has a) a facebook account, and b) considerable attractiveness, so much so that you would even go so far as to poke her.
"Dude, Rob's mom is a total MILF, bet you a twenty she'll accept my friend invite."
by Rikushix October 27, 2008
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MILF

Moro Islamic Liberation Front

The MILF is the vanguard of the Islamic movement in the Bangsamoro homeland in Mindanao, Philippines and the neighbouring islands. The MILF was formed in 1977 when Hashim Salamat, supported by ethnic Maguindanaos from Mindanao, split from the Moro National Liberation Front, advocating a more moderate and conciliatory approach toward the government. In January 1987, the MNLF signed an agreement relinquishing its goal of independence for Muslim regions and accepting the government's offer of autonomy. The Moro Islamic Liberation Front, the next largest faction, refused to accept the accord and initiated a brief offensive that ended in a truce later that month. The Mindanao-based Moro Islamic Liberation Front fields around 2,900 troops.
The MILF was formed in 1977, over 20 years before the movie American Pie came out, took the abriviation, and made it famous for something entirely different.
by anonymous October 10, 2004
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milf

You: Hey Aunt Betty! Your Looking Great! You Are A MILF!!

Aunt Betty: What is a MILF??

You: a "Mighty Interesting Lady Friend",Of Course!!
by Joeinomaha September 4, 2005
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milf mustache

The result of sucking on a milf's breats after she has had a baby. Similar to the Milk Mustache but much classier.

Got milf?
"Wow that was some great sex, can you pass me a towel I need to wipe off my milf mustache"
by BarryB. September 19, 2009
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milf worthy

a joke that only Milf would tell, really bad humour
oh my god, she's ripped her underwear

aww, she's a bit behind!
by Mofette September 30, 2004
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