Goof my moo

a cute dog named tabitha who goes by the nick name tabby. some people may know her by ‘moosie moo’. she lives a peaceful life and likes to sleep and eat and play. she is small and has a heart spot located on her back. she is loved by many.

omg who’s that cute dog that just ran by?

that’s tabby! she goes by the name moosie moo sometimes.

by pinkhippomilk123 May 01, 2023

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Moo Box

A box where men store their semen for a whole year and then give it to someone as an April Fools joke disguised as milk.

Man 1: "Here's some milk man, I just thought I would give you some"
*gives the Moo Box*
Man 2: "Thanks dude, I actually felt like milk"
*drinks the Moo Box*
Man 2: "HOLY FUCK- IS THIS SEMEN?! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU"

by Siphiwe Tshabalala April 01, 2018

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Moo moo head

The term (moo moo head) is someone who’s a bit distant at times (just like a cow) but are very cute too look at.

Wife: you forgot my birthday again!

Husband: sorry ...birthday sex ?

Wife: oh you moo moo head. I don’t want dick tonight ...feed my pussy right .

by That ting ting May 15, 2021

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