An alternative format for playing edward forty hands where you drink brass monkeys instead of regular forties.
by K Sully February 22, 2009
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"It's wintertime, so boys get out your skin mittens."
"That skin mitten was the next best thing to my hand."
"That skin mitten was the next best thing to my hand."
by link ralstone December 6, 2009
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by Road Crow April 5, 2011
Get the Hidden Mitten mug.The act of inserting each hand entirely into the vaginas of two fat chicks. An adaptation of "pink mittens."
I heard Steve is into whaling... last night he took home two fat chicks and got himself some pig mittens.
by danconia May 4, 2011
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Business Man: I have to go to the Chase bank, withdraw money from the ATM, and file tax returns at American Mortgage & Investment's.
14 year old Boy: Are you a "money mitter"?
Business Man: What's that?
14 year old Boy: Because you worship money like Mr. Krabs.
Business Man: I have to do these tax documents, or else I will lose my job.
14 year old Boy: That's what an economy tax worker would do.
Business Man: Well, that's because I am a money mitter.
14 year old Boy: Are you a "money mitter"?
Business Man: What's that?
14 year old Boy: Because you worship money like Mr. Krabs.
Business Man: I have to do these tax documents, or else I will lose my job.
14 year old Boy: That's what an economy tax worker would do.
Business Man: Well, that's because I am a money mitter.
by mattyspongefan1999 November 11, 2013
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by Whatupdoc October 9, 2014
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