Macaroni Room

A recorded audio of someone moaning, masturbating, and usually saying the name of a specific person

“Yoooo Caitlyn sent me this video of her macaroni room and she moaned my name right when she came, that was the best thing EVER “

by Jahjahjeezy July 7, 2021

Machomped

When u get destroyed off loans (especially loan mbappe) during fut champions

“ I just got machomped “

by Markages October 12, 2021

maaroofa

A person that eats oranges and has a mustache. You'll find them in the vents of your house.

Person A: I heard some rustling in my vents yesterday with some facial hair!
Person B: Definitely a maaroofa.

by manpack November 10, 2021

Macho Simp

A macho simp is a category of simping where a man objectifies himself and his sensibilities arbitrarily in favour of female hierarchy and gynocentricism by falsely feigning masculinity behind a short, easily-manipulated temper, a shoddy sense of hyper masculine chivalry and big sexualised muscles. In all his activities with women he cucks himself but averts the attention of it by presenting himself as a strong, manly man. He almost always subverts and compromises his own personal interests and sense of worth to either a wife, girlfriend, sister or group of women. He is generally a type of servant with sexy man muscles they cater to female sexual lists and other female sensibilities towards the male sex.

Joe: "Steve is a big guy, he could easily beat me up for sure. But he's still a simp, he's a macho simp. He's a total bitch when it comes to women. He just acts and looks tough to avoid being teased by the boys for being such a pussy"

by Spawnface November 17, 2021

maceo

another slang term for the word nigga

guy1 - look at that maceo!

guy2 - hes such a bum

by cd_retro November 23, 2021

Maceo

A young malicious man who ironically searches for cougars to prey on

Woah that kid is being such a Maceo!

by 3dolas January 31, 2022

machocism

the frequently-declared claim of need or necessity for men to deny themselves pleasure, entertainment, happiness, ease of labor or effort, or otherwise disadvantage themselves because of or out of fear that such positive desires would be seen as insufficiently masculine or inherently feminine.

Chad knew he should get his split ends taken care of, but he was too full of machocism to make see a stylist.

by carpenteer December 10, 2022