Left Lobing

The act of stroking one's left ear lobe while making eye contact with a cute member of the opposite sex. Touching the soft folds of the left ear lobe evokes a casual eroticism sadly lacking from the more commonly used blatant across-the-bar stare.

OMG, dude, she is totally Left Lobing you!

by slabbinpits February 12, 2012

Boing Loing

Slaping a girl with your sack as fast as you can. Up and down. Side to side.

I was pissed at at my girl friend so, I boing loinged her.

by The Retard October 15, 2012

Z-Lowing

Taking your work laptop home with you, and then forgetting to bring it with you to work the following day. Requires you to turn around and go back home for retrieval, or request to check one out from the company IT department for the day.

I pulled a Z-low and will be 30 minutes late to work this morning.
Z-lowing has reduced employee productivity by 11% in the second quarter.
Every time a deadline comes up I always pull a Z-low...soooooo annoying!
Dude, what's a bigger bummer - lighting your hair on fire when blowing out birthday candles, or z-lowing?

by kali0055 August 20, 2013

Legit loling

To laugh IRL at something online. More descriptive and factual than typing lol, lulz, lmao, hahaha, etc to tell people you look like a moron chuckling at your device in public.

Happy: "did you see that meme I made of AJ?"
Red: "that shit was priceless. I'm legit loling at work"

by WookieCookie September 19, 2014

show-loning

The act of going to rock shows at (local music scene) bars by oneself. Often involves meeting other show-loners and drinking too much whiskey.

I met this girl the other night. We were both show-loning and met in line for the vending machine that sells cigarettes. Later we were grinding to mediocre slop pop and kissing on the mouth, but today she tells me I reminded her of her ex boyfran . I don't think we're friends anymore.

by That_ATLien December 9, 2016

meme loving fuck

"Meme loving fuck" is a person with no life who dedicates their life to memes.Is usually an introvert and will tag you on 61811514 memer per day.

Ommo,look at this meme so good!
Stop being a meme loving fuck omg you rly need Jesus and friends!!!!

by TheSmartOneWhoMustNotBeNamed February 23, 2017

TREE-LOVING

when you and your friends plant a tree branch in the ground and then take turns pissing on it.

me and my friends went tree-loving last night.

by the swiss piss September 28, 2018