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the sea lion

When your girlfriend puts on a helmet (backwards and any helmet) and pleasures you orally and in between gags makes an "ahrt ahrt ahrt" sound like a retard/sea lion.
Hey bro this skater kid left his helmet at my house last night! I wonder if I can get my girl to give me the sea lion tonight!
by Lenbro February 23, 2020
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plasticine lions

Wow my king was so ready for his honey bee, his manly nuts were like "plasticine lions"
by jaydbwoi September 3, 2016
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Lions mane

Used to describe ones hair especially in black culture. Often accompanied by the 🦁 Emoji. Referancing the poofiness or wild untamed shape if an Afro or curly unruly hair. Goes full circle or close to around the head (do not say you have a mane if your hair is silky/ remotely straight, easy to manage, or can comb through it fairly easy without pain or in under a minute, you will be wrong and looked at funny)
1. Ebony: "Girl let me see if I can go tame this Lion's Mane of mine."
2. Ashawnti: "Ever since I went natural my hair so hard to deal with, it a lions mane!"
3. * Ebony's snapchat story* "Time to wash my hair 🦁🦁🦁
by Tswizz99 January 15, 2017
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lumbar lion

huge masculine cock that packs more power then a haymaker from Kimbo slice.... so big that not even the most interesting man in the world has it....... a cock with pube flow better then rob ryan.
you go up into heaven and dumb out a lumbar lion and god immediately falls to hell and it is now yours and you make a law of prancing naked women to suck and clean your lumbar lion all day long.
by yoyoyoerock October 30, 2011
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purple lion

When a woman wraps a man’s scrotum around the shaft (the mane) and cuts off the circulation (causing it to turn purple) while giving a handjob.
Oh yeah, I know Susan, she gave me a purple lion.
by Louis CK Lookalike September 7, 2023
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A lion with a baseball bat

What you tattoo on your own back so people know not to mess with you. WARNING: Could be mistaken for a butt with a wig playing the oboe.
Person 1: That's a lion with a baseball bat
Person 2: Kinda looks like a butt with a wig playing the oboe.
by Exxacto February 19, 2023
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dope lion

when a couple has sex they pass a lit joint to each-other last one burned wins the right to scream like a lion a dope lion
dope lion is a bedroom game
by legionaire4443 March 23, 2019
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