Lion king

When youre having sex with a girl on her period, after you ejaculate inside you pull out and wipe your dick across her forehead while you whisper "Simba"

Man, you wouldnt believe it. My girl let me give her the Lion King last night

by Wobbelywibbelybob May 16, 2025

lion baba

An arsenal fan who endures humiliation & ridiculous results from his club, but has a good prospect of being a great manager

Bobo lion baba's shadow striker tactics is the best in the world

by Woli agba March 20, 2017

Sea lion Sunday

A day filled with laying around and occasionally grunting...

Katie and Texas had a serious Sea lion Sunday last week...

by Oldkate24 December 15, 2013

lion king

well raping a lion you grab his cub and use your shit covered dick to make a mark on his forehead

Dude 1 i saw a lion today
dude 2 did you lion king him

dude 1 yes

by nibbabite January 23, 2020

The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe

A book where a bunch of hippies walk around and paint stuff. They eat lunch, and then they find a magical...camel...which they have to eat to stay alive. And that's pretty much it.

The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe is Eric Cartman's favorite book.

by phillyfan85 November 14, 2023

Casual lion

A sex position, in which the Greek god Bacchus, has a threesome with a ginger female, and a buzz cut brunette male with a bald spot. The male then deepthroats a plastic lion until he eventually swallows a piece of plastic.

“Yo man, i got super drunk last night and did a casual lion!”

“Good for you, largefry, bro! I can never track down a female ginger.”

by Oh no. February 26, 2020

conquer the lion

To conquer the lion is to drink shots of a particular brand of Jamaican overproof run called "Conquering Lion", a 63% Alcohol (126 Proof) rum.

Let's conquer the lion right now!

by wtheronjones March 17, 2011