Limpia

Valley slang word for a girl that wont give it up till marriage.

Damn, Ponce always gets those limpias. He needs to get himself a sucia.

by sucia hunter February 4, 2010

Limpfant

When you are masturbating with the television on and a commercial comes on with a baby in it, effectively ruining your self-touch session and causing limpness.

During last night's episode of Roswell, I nearly cranked off to Katherine Heigl until a huggies commercial came on and I got a limpfant.

by Duke January 22, 2003

Limpdawg

A fly girl who knows what's up.
Also, one who never fails to impress when asked about knowledge in the following categories: Harry Potter, Hilary Duff, Pokemon (old school and new school), or Sailor Moon.

Oh snap, Limpdawg looks so fly today!

Dude just ask Limpdawg, she knows EVERYTHING about H.P. and H.D.

by L-Rod May 8, 2008

limpnut

A male individual who does not have the back-bone to stand up to another person because they are scared or worried of the outcome.

Dude you are such a limpnut. Why didnt you stand up to your boss instead of giving in to all his commands?

by bosch1617 August 19, 2009

Limpeater

An unfortunate man who can not maintain or attain an erection in the presence of a hot waiting woman, so he is forced to eat endless amounts of pussy.

"did you slay that girl last night?"

"Nah i had her in the mood, but i couldn't get it up so i just ate her out."

"Haha you are a limpeater!"

by Const01 February 9, 2010

Limpdicked

1. Getting smacked in the face with a flacid penis when causing irritation or annoyance. May be done by an erect penis or dildo in extreme cases of aggravation.

"That trick is getting on my last nerve, she needs to be limpdicked."

by RealNerd May 20, 2014

dick limpet

A Dick Limpet is a cocksucker of epic proportions. Likened to the small molluscs that stick to rocks and are about as easy to remove as a priest from a choirboy in the confession box. Best used to describe a brown noser in the office or someone who is generally a complete penis.

"There goes Cedric into the boss's office...again..."
"Yea that guy is such a dick limpet"

by Numnutz October 1, 2014