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cooked the raw lobster

a)Cooking a raw lobster.
b)Beating the crap out of someone.
c)Cheating on your wife with a sea monster of some sort, then getting caught.
a) "Wow! Did you see how the master chef cooked the lobster?"
b) "Jim cooked the raw lobster on Billy after school yesterday. Billy got owned!
c) "Randy is such a retard...he cooked the raw lobster...I never knew sea monsters turned him on!"

Blue lobster 

A blue lobster is the activity in which a girl will do nitrous and give head to a guy until she literally dies choking on his or her penis and then you take a picture.
I have a blue lobster on my hands, get the wood chipper.
Blue lobster by Anonymousblackmale September 7, 2013

Rock Lobster 

An alcoholic shot; one part Razzamatazz, one part Crown Royal, sometimes has some Cranberry juice as well
(at a bar) "I'll have a Rock Lobster."
Rock Lobster by bangerang February 6, 2006

One-Eyed Lobster

Sasha is a one-eyed lobster, always spreading Communist propoganda to his coworkers.

Crotch Lobster 

The dong of someone with red hair and pubes.
Morgan: I heard that while Dylan was in Taiwan, someone ate his crotch lobster.
Crotch Lobster by grubyq August 5, 2009

rock lobster 

An exclamation of excitement.
Can be used in place of rock 'n roll.
A: Are we going?
B: Yes.
A: Rock Lobster!
rock lobster by Mike Hayes January 15, 2004