Lion

A kind of potatoes.

A: Hey u hungry.
B: Yes I want Lions.

by IAmSoFuckingBored February 12, 2020

Meat Lion

A total slut. Basically a penis-struck girl.

Girl - Hey boys! I'll see any or all of you in the locker bay after school!
Guy - Fuck off you Meat Lion!

by HairyScrotum69 December 22, 2013

Lions Butter

The insatiable sense of optimism that overcomes you anytime the Detroit Lions do something that is less than absolutely horrible.

Like beer goggles, but for the NFL team under the Ford family’s grip of death.

Bob: What a Great Game! The Lions only lost by a Field goal. Things are looking up for the team this year.

Bill: Do you always keep your Lions Butter at room temperature, Bob?

by DownInTheDumps February 7, 2022

Dandy Lion

Dandy Lion is someone who is sweet and caring, she would do anything to help anyone and loves everything. She probably loves hugs, food, and animals. She also loves to bring out her childish side and plays with her toys all the time.

“I cant wait for a warm hug from dandy lion!”

by roxydandy October 11, 2021

lion pizza chicken

mishearing of “lying piece of shit king”
king, referring to loveandlight

“Im a lion pizza chicken!”
“SAY IT AGAIN”
“IM A LION PIZZA CHICKEN

by chickenlova February 10, 2024

lion king

well raping a lion you grab his cub and use your shit covered dick to make a mark on his forehead

Dude 1 i saw a lion today
dude 2 did you lion king him

dude 1 yes

by nibbabite January 23, 2020

The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe

A book where a bunch of hippies walk around and paint stuff. They eat lunch, and then they find a magical...camel...which they have to eat to stay alive. And that's pretty much it.

The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe is Eric Cartman's favorite book.

by phillyfan85 November 14, 2023