Girl : You can't get hard? -
Man: No, it's Tuesday and I'm anxious, as it's nearly 8.00 am - lawnplucker might start up anytime .
Girl's husband: Yeah he plucks that lawn like a whore plucks her pussy.
Man: No, it's Tuesday and I'm anxious, as it's nearly 8.00 am - lawnplucker might start up anytime .
Girl's husband: Yeah he plucks that lawn like a whore plucks her pussy.
by McKenna from the Hall April 16, 2020
Get the Lawnplucker mug.When one is receiving oral sex and the one giving the oral sex uses their teeth to rip off a potion of the receiver's pubic hairs.
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Get the Georgia Lawnmower mug.Related Words
Lawn Mower • Lawn Dart • lawn • lawn gnome • lawnchair • Lawn job • Lawn Guyland • Lawning • Lawny • lawn boy
Rick Mammana coined the term in his video "Making a Lawn Mower Salad John Deere" on YouTube.
The recipe is:
Run over some lettuce and tomato with your lawnmower
Collect the chopped bits
Drizzle with Mighty Cesar Salad Dressing
The recipe is:
Run over some lettuce and tomato with your lawnmower
Collect the chopped bits
Drizzle with Mighty Cesar Salad Dressing
Guy: God I really want some salad but I have no hands with which to use a knife.
Other Guy: No problem, get out your lawnmower and we'll make some Mighty Geezer Lawnmower Salad
Other Guy: No problem, get out your lawnmower and we'll make some Mighty Geezer Lawnmower Salad
by rockthisway December 15, 2016
Get the Mighty Geezer Lawnmower Salad mug.A Mexican lawnmower is when you insert anal beads into a women’s anus, leave it few days, and then rip them out (like pulling the cord to a lawnmower) releasing a fountain of feces all over the walls.
by Youareverygayandretarted July 28, 2020
Get the Mexican lawnmower mug.The supposed way that all Long Islanders pronouce the name "Long Island." Its mostly made up by NYC residents who like to poke fun at the Long Island accent (which can sound like a mixture of italian, jewish and new englander accents). Despite this stereotype, most people who live on Long Island pronounce Long Island as long-eye-land.
by NyRebel August 7, 2008
Get the Lawnguyland mug.Sitting in a wheelbarrow in a reclining position with the handles touching the ground with beer in hand. - or - a sexual position in which the male folds the female into the shape of a closed lawn chairs.
by Backwoods bastard May 25, 2016
Get the Mercer County Lawnchair mug.A cute name for lawn tickets in attempt to make you sound cooler than you are, since you couldn't afford good seats.
"Hey man, are you going to the (insert cool band here)concert?"
"Yeah, but all I got are these lawnies."
"Sweet!"
"Yeah, but all I got are these lawnies."
"Sweet!"
by Spitti Kitti July 29, 2009
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