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Kristen

Kristen is a really good friend even though she can be annoying sometimes. She likes to talk about stuff that happened to her alot. She likes hang out, laugh, and tell jokes. She also likes to draw. She would be a perfect friend for you! (sometimes she can be complicated)
Keeley: Hey Kristen wanna play together at recess?
Kristen: Sure! lets play house!
When were at recess: * Kristen talking to Gavin all recess*
by FooxOffical September 8, 2019
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Kristen

Kristen, a person who will always be there for you, who will always love you and support you. She is a best friend who is as kind and humorous as she is intelligent. She will stick with you for years, and though you may drift apart, she isn't easily forgotten. A Kristen is a person who forges memories that you will always cherish, a person who will introduce you into newfound friendships. Kristen's are a rare kind of human, always making others priority. She may be a little annoying or at times moody, but that's what makes her so great. She'll pretend she is fat and unattractive, but you know she isn't, but that she is beautiful and athletic. If you manage to befriend a Kristen, don't let her go. Provide her with love and attention and she will give it back to you two fold. Kristen's are talented singers and actors. Though she may move on without you, or you move on without her, never forget the moments you shared, for they will be the best moments of your life. If you are a Kristen, you are amazing.

I love you Kris, I'm sorry things aren't like they used to be, but you will always be my best friend forever.

(Sorry of my grammar or spelling is bad, I'm on a phone and I'm typing through tears)
Me: Wow you are so beautiful! I can't believe how amazing you are at everything!!
Kristen: No, you are so much better than me!
Me: Don't be so humble, remember that time x many years ago?

Kristen: Of course, I'll never forget!
Me: Love you Kris
Kristen: Love you too Syd
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by SevenYearsOfHappiness November 7, 2019
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Ripping kitten

To involve oneself in an extreme, brutal act of sexual intercourse with a woman, and, in doing so, damaging her; drunken rape.
"So Kyle what'd you do this weekend man?"

"Ah you know, went to a party, got wasted with these two chicks and ripped some kitten all night long."

"Ah, nice, nice to know my bud's out ripping kitten."
by Lord of Lightness April 12, 2008
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puppy kitten

The cuteness of a feline, the cuddlieness of a canine, bred into a ball of adorableness.
Take your shoes off, come inside, see my place and meet my puppy kitten!
by taylorjford May 4, 2011
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sick kitten

When a female and a male has intercourse and the female shouts “I have chlamydia” in the middle of the intercourse.
We were having sex and then she shouted she had a sick kitten. After that, I grabbed my clothes and left.
by Roughttrucker January 25, 2018
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Aquatic Kitten

Aka catfish. Very sweet, soft fish with whiskers like a kitten
1: Dude I fuckin love catfish they’re so cute
2: Bro call them by their real name, they’re aquatic kittens
by Ecologyb1tchez June 18, 2019
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snuggle kitten

Looks adorable and innocent, and sometimes shy. But in the bedroom wild and savage will devour you, sexual appetite unmatched.
Damn, that girl Terrie will surprise you, she's just like a snuggle kitten
by KittenV April 17, 2020
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