Albuquerque Almond Joy

When you blow chunks on your partners face and then you ejaculate in her/his mouth giving it the chunky consistency of almonds and the creamyness of coconut. And then they in turn shit the bed for the chocolate surprise.

I was totally railing this chick and I gave her the biggest Albuquerque Almond Joy I have ever seen.

Albuquerque Almond Joy by Honkey Tonk Bizmark January 10, 2010

the joy of motherhood

Sleeping.

My mom sure likes The Joy of Motherhood!

the joy of motherhood by B-Drac October 29, 2003

almond joy 

A situation in which a man's testicles might shift to a position that is very uncomfortable and requires adjusting.

Rick totally forgot how deep my car seats were the other day and gave himself an almond joy.

almond joy by destructoid user February 25, 2008

Suck joy

A more accurate urban term for fellatio than the more popular “blow job.” After all, when have you ever had your dick blown on? Sucking is certainly the preferred method. Also, guys, we don’t really want to make this sound like work – it should be a happy, pleasurable “joy”ful experience for both parties.

Rodger: “Holy shit Lisa, that’s a fantastic suck joy!”
Lisa: “Mmm-mm.” (translation – Thank you.)
Rodger: “I think I’m going to cum…”
Lisa: (As she pops Rodger’s cock out of her mouth…) “That’s okay. Cum in my mouth.” (…and continues with her suck joy)

Suck joy by My nom de plume September 5, 2012

Air joy 

When you are on an airplane, and you want to fuck the pilot.

That pilot is so handsome, I'm having an airgasm! Air joy!

Air joy by EasternEuropeanSlavLover March 10, 2021

Maximizing Joy 

A catchphrase used by bougie bitches in the suburbs of the Southeastern United States to deceive one’s acquaintances and colleagues into believing they are successful, and well respected professionally. Usually, the phrase is closely followed by claims to be passionate about mundane things that no sane person is passionate about (e.g. work).

If there is one thing I’m passionate about, it’s live music and maximizing joy.

Maximizing Joy by Below the Hard Deck September 14, 2021

hannah joy

A very strange individual with a tendency to irritate the people surrounding her, she is famous for her love of ribbon, books and being a pretentious fuck. Many people would use the term 'idiot' in reference to hannah-joy, and they wouldn't be wrong. Instead of befriending human beings, hannah-joy chooses to befriend snails, cats, Guinea pigs and dogs. Hannah-joys best friend is an albino Guinea pig named Phil, Phil is beautiful but she is also an asshole and she squeaks at 3am. Standing at a whopping 5'8 and a half, the hannah-joy is excellent at cuddling her short friends, although her favourite person to cuddle is a very tall and beautiful individual who she nicknamed melly, because come on! It's a cute nickname!

"Hey, do you know where hannah joy is?"
"Shes probably off somewhere befriending a snail lol"

hannah joy by Helga mcgelga June 9, 2019