Floppy Jockey

When a guy inserts his pp into a girl, unerect

Thomas performed a floppy jockey on Samantha

by UrNansGotSkidders55 January 15, 2022

Lane Jockey

A driver who weaves in and out of traffic, with frequent lane changes, in the hopes of reaching their destination 2-3 minutes faster than those behind them. They usually fail to use their turn indicators. Same type of driver who pulls the on-ramp hero maneuver.

Did you see that f*cking lane jockey? He nearly caused a wreck!

by Mr70Homers August 18, 2022

handle bar jockey

scooter boys

did you see the handle bar jockey pull up to the park.

by NowWayDudeS April 19, 2021

Bollocking Knob Jockey

A person who does not abide by the basic human principles, they influence bad behaviours among surrounding people; Often the younger generation

Person 1: “Why are they doing that?”

Person 2: “They are a Bollocking Knob Jockey, they can’t help it”

Person 1: “Oh, ok. I understand now. Thank you!”

Person 2: “Your welcome”

by A total slag March 31, 2022

Cum jockey

A man who receives anal sex and allows the other man to shoot a load (or two) inside him, then saving it in his anus. He then goes home to his lover and fucks him in the ass with the other guys cum still in his ass. The cum jockey is probably high on crystal meth, thus allowing this minor lapse in judgment over what is in good taste and what is not. He, however, finds great pleasure in the fact that he is still full of jizz. This must take great muscle control and a true deviant piggy mind.

John is a total Cum jockey! Bill filled his hole twice before he went home to Steven. What a weird way to have a 3-way!

by BaJinxy September 30, 2007

cock jockey

A professional horse racer who also happens to be a male chicken.

Hay look, it's a cock jockey running down the motorway.

by Tallywacker Tom January 2, 2004

south arizona camel jockey

a sex act in which the male climbs on the female in a piggyback (as if riding a camel), and inserts his penis into her vaginal/anal to undergo sexual intercourse.

Janice wanted to get freaky last night; so instead of the missionary and reverse cowgirl, i climbed on her back and rode her like a good south arizona camel jockey.

by JBOOGNIGZ July 7, 2009