skyler johnson

Skyler Johnson is the most perfect person someone can be. They would be a perfect wife even if they're a dude

Skyler Johnson is the sexiest person i've ever seen

by Kakapo79 December 8, 2017

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reverse johnson

When a man sticks his erect penis through his legs behind him and penetrates another human beings hole.

Man he sure gave me reverse johnson!

by candyflipjesus May 21, 2021

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Kaylan Johnson

Smart intelligent sexy with a long dick

Watch out for this one he will fuck ya family

Kaylan Johnson fucked my mama
Kaylan Johnson fucked my sister

by Big Redd Foxx March 28, 2020

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bloody johnsons

It is a kind of swearing at a third party for something which is beyond your control(on a lighter side).

Neil: You have 34 files to check today.
Sam: Please ...will do it in two days...
Neil: No, you got to do it today.. our boss has said so...
Sam: Bloody johnsons! :)

by Sat213 October 12, 2008

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johnson holders

This is a non-gender specific term for underpants. This originated in the early 1980s in Oceanside California.

Says little Susie to parent “all Santa brought me For Christmas was some new Johnson Holders, I wanted a puppy!”

by HarshCappin May 21, 2019

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A nice but shy guy but if you get to no him he will be kind and really nice to people no matter their background also a poet say's his friends girls will fall for him when he opens up and starts trusting he will be there if he you need help he usually doesn't accept for compliments because he thinks he is bad at every thing truly if you can get a Austin Johnson stick tight remember that he loves you and will do anything for you

"Hey who's that new kid" "he is Austin johnson if you can date him do it he never cheats".

by anonymous October 16, 2020

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