fizzy jizz

A delightfully refreshing drink consisting of male jizz and a carbonated beverage such as Sprite.

The fizzy jizz soft drink is often on secret menus of fine establishments such as Popeyes or Burger King.

by Mistyjs January 17, 2009

jizz-brick

a dense collection of random things stuck together by the adhesion of semen

i was jerking off yesterday and came in my trash can. i formed a jizz-brick with some dryer sheets and old socks

by YungZebruh November 20, 2012

jizz city

A way to describe anything that is gonna involve blowing your load. It could describe a sick party, some run-a-tha-mill skanks comin over, or going over to your friends mom's house.

Hey cashew dick - I'm goin to your mom's house later...jizz city bitches!

by bTreezy October 17, 2006

jizz bobbler

One who is unable to contain the entire amount of male ejaculate in their mouth at once.

She is such a jizz bobbler that I need to keep paper towels by my bed.

by Andizzle4Life September 7, 2005

More gay than jizz on a mustache.

Extremely gay.

Justin's shirt is more gay than jizz on a mustache.

by Chris Council January 27, 2009

jizz juggler

1)Man-Whore
2)Gay man
3)someone who gives good handjobs

1)"you're such a jizz juggler"
2)"get away from me dude, i'm not a fucking jizz juggler"
3)"i hear she's a real jizz juggler"

by morgasmatron January 31, 2009

Jizz Float

When jizz or a loose condom floats to the top of a hot tub.

My girlfriend's parents busted us when they found the jizz float we left in the hot tub

by The Hot Tub Tag Team October 26, 2010