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cl jerk

a craigslist seller who dosent leave contact information. a seller who doesn't respond to e mails or phone calls. a seller who sets up a time to meet and dosen't show.a seller who expects you to belive that all the bigscreen tv needs is a fuse. a seller who claims it worked last time he tried it, or it worked when you got it,and you somehow broke it. a seller who will sell something after you put down a deposite and have left to get the rest of the cash, and doesn't understand why you are pissed. ebay scamers gone local
the cl jerk thought i would buy his pile of junk without hearing it run first. his post has been up for 3 days and the cl jerk never did return my phone calls. i thought the guy was a cl jerk but he made things right. mikie the yorkie wishes cl jerks would go back to ebay.
by mikie the yorkie March 2, 2008
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jerk job

When things start out as jerking yourself off, and end with either a hand job or blow job.
When she found me fondling the morning wood, she joined in and swallowed. It was a jerk job.
by Vixxxen February 1, 2008
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Jerk-Hole

A combination for both words Jerk and Asshole. A male douche bag, that is self-centered, egotistical, and very spiteful. A jerk-hole always comes back and ask for forgiveness.
The Jerk-hole always misuse and abuse his chick.

the jerk-hole gets up with a hard on, when we just had a fight, how inconsiderate.

Jerk-Hole is similar to Jody from Baby Boy!!!
by PDub_1985 March 14, 2011
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circle jerk

Someone who puts people in Google+ circles with unflattering names
Chad, that circle jerk, put me in his "douche juice" circle
by CarMono July 7, 2011
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Dirty Jerk

The art of masturbating while sitting on the toilet releasing a bowel movement.
by CalU Cups April 21, 2010
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Jerk the Turk

To masturbate; applies to males or females.
Katie is always afraid her mom will walk in when she is going to jerk the turk.
by Cgrave August 8, 2006
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lurk jerk

Someone who lurks people's myspaces, then wanks to their pics.
Guy: dude that fool spends all his time on myspace beatin off.
Other guy: yea bro, that guys a total lurk jerk
by Bobby H April 30, 2006
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