dead issue

something that does not matter any more

A: are still mad at me about smoking?
B: no, that's a dead issue now.

by TheOmidM April 1, 2016

bone be dead

Dick that can't get hard.
Erectile dysfunction.

"My man's bone be dead an I got to get me some."

"Dr. Kaz be givin' my honey some C-Alice cuz his bone be dead."

"Oh honey..my coochie be cryin' cuz my man's bone be dead."

by blossombaby August 9, 2012

dead trim

A trim that is noticeably awful.

Do you want that as a meal:

“Nah, 1 on the back and sides, with a mullet and quiff, no fries please”

Oi conor, I beg you go back Marmaris and tell them to pattern your head up, kmt u wasteman.
That is a dead trim

by UncleRaj August 14, 2019

joke dead

1. when somebody takes too long to tell a joke
2. when somebody leaves out a pivotal part of the joke, therefore makes no sense
3. when somebody tries to crack a joke, but fails to give a smooth delivery

joke teller: "(insert beginning of joke here)... and then, and then, shoot, lemme think about this for a second...."
friend: (shakes head in disappointment) "joke dead"

friend 1: "ew, stephanie pratt is such a s u next tuesday."
friend2 : "don't you mean C u next tuesday?"
friend 3: "yup, joke dead."

joke teller: "why did the chicken cross the ro... ro... (SNEEZE)"
joke receiver: "ew, joke dead."

by hotspot0309 January 9, 2010

Dead Clocking

Killing time.

Im at the house Dead Clocking until my girlfriend gets off work.

by Sirius. June 20, 2011

THE QUEEN IS DEAD

THE QUEEN IS DEAD

Queen Elizabeth who died at 96, a remarkable woman

Also a viral meme

I saw the video the queen is dead

by Reddit Bureau of Investigation September 8, 2022

Dead Fart

The gas caused by a dead deer who has been decomposing for 10 plus hours, which hisses gas out of its asshole as you drag it along the sidewalk

The deer was dead farting as we dragged it along the sidewalk in front of the tree hugger

by Mildy Flaccid October 28, 2018